Sat Jan 12 2019 04:11:43 PM EST from IGnatius T Foobar
So I heard that Jeff Bezos and his wife are getting a divorce.
Normally I have a lot of sympathy for people that are suffering through broken relationships, but in this case I will make an exception. I hope he is in excruciating emotional pain. He deserves it.
The Washington Compost has published a hyper-whitewashed version of the story, claiming that it was an amicable breakup and they plan to continue their adventures in life as friends, blah blah blah. The true story seems to be that the Nation's Biggest Job Killer was cheating on his wife -- in a big way -- and the National Enquirer was about to break the true story.
Oh well. I guess every Whole Foods store will now become two Half Foods stores.
You say you hope is is in excruciating emotional pain, and then mention he had a girlfriend on the side. Any suffering he is going through over the break up in his marriage will be consoled by his girlfriend.
I read that Whole Foods is looking to expand by buying/renting old Sears locations. This is be great news, I like some of the products at Whole Foods or did before Bozos owned them. Sadly the local Sears space has already been filled.
I didn't shop at Whole Foods before Scamazon owned them, mainly because there weren't any near me. Nowadays if I want ultra-fresh wholesome foods I'll shop at DeCicco. Or if I want to travel a little further, Stew Leonard's.
(I've heard that Stew has gotten into some trouble in the past, but it doesn't seem to affect the business, and he isn't predatory like Bezos)
If everything gets split 50/50, the ex will own ad much of Scamazon as Bozos himself does. I hope she gets him kicked off the board and then uses her ownership to deliberately sabotage the company out of spite.
Or as I like to say - How liberals ruin everything.
The other night I spent an evening with other men. We ate steak, drank liquor, and acted boisterously. "Toxic" masculinity at its finest. If there was a woman nearby I would have held a door open for her.
You're a lumberjack and you're okay....
KKKamala Harris announced her candidacy today. In other news, the 9th Circuit Court has declared her the winner of the general election and ordered President Trump to evacuate the White House two years early.
You heard it here first.
It all comes down to The Wall. With it, President Trump is guaranteed a second term. Without it, he can't win again.
And we can be sure that Nancunt Pelosi knows this.
I am going with John McAffeein 2020 .... cocaine in every nose and a hooker in every bed.
Nope. Biden has power in the party....
But ... but ... Fauxcahontas drinks beer and has a husband, both in her own home!
2020 is going to be President Awesome Best President Ever Trump vs. KKKreepy KKKamala Hitler. You heard it here first.
I don't drink starbucKKKs coffee anyway. It's terrible.
fuck kamala harris, fuck bernie, and fuck warren. at the moment, there is not one single candidate (of either party) that I'm really happy about. this does not mean I'll be voting Green or Lib - but I anticipate that I'll be holding my nose, whoever I vote for.
There is always McAfee