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[#] Tue Jul 14 2020 09:54:53 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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GET ME OFF THIS ROCK

[#] Wed Jul 15 2020 20:53:48 EDT from LoanShark

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2020-07-14 09:54 from IGnatius T Foobar
GET ME OFF THIS ROCK



WHERE ARE THE PARTYSHIPS?

[#] Wed Jul 29 2020 09:47:39 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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The partyships arrived on December 15, 2013. Harold Camping got his seat.
I think a lot of people weren't paying attention :)

[#] Sat Aug 01 2020 08:00:26 EDT from zooer

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Man who lost penis to blood infection has new one built on his arm.

The man gave his arm penis a nickname, "Jimmy".  I am assuming they pixilated his pictured arm penis for comic effect.
https://nypost.com/2020/07/31/man-who-lost-penis-to-blood-infection-has-new-one-built-on-his-arm/



[#] Tue Aug 04 2020 08:00:15 EDT from zooer

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When a frog eats a beetle, the beetles makes their way out the other end.
https://www.wired.com/story/frog-eats-beetle-beetle-crawls-through-guts/



[#] Sun Aug 09 2020 03:42:43 EDT from LoanShark

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2020-07-29 09:47 from IGnatius T Foobar
The partyships arrived on December 15, 2013. Harold Camping got his
seat.
I think a lot of people weren't paying attention :)



YOU FORGOT THE "TRIGGER WARNING: ALIEN ABDUCTION"!

[#] Tue Aug 18 2020 20:24:13 EDT from zooer

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More disappointing news, BUT they are getting closer!  This asteroid only missed by 2,897 km (1,800 miles).

https://www.foxnews.com/science/pickup-truck-sized-asteroid-flew-within-2k-miles-earth-nasa-didnt-see

 

This should be under "sky is falling" but this was the thread of people disappointed the universe didn't end earlier. 



[#] Wed Aug 19 2020 16:16:48 EDT from LoanShark

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*turns Mayan Calandar upside down* Oops, the panic was my fault, I was reading it wrong.

[#] Thu Aug 20 2020 16:38:45 EDT from zooer

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Wed Aug 19 2020 04:16:48 PM EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

*turns Mayan Calandar upside down* Oops, the panic was my fault, I was reading it wrong.

So how long do we have?

 

For the rest of us hoping for the universe's end....Life on earth might end.... start small, not a bad idea.

NASA's scientists say a magnetic anomaly above our planet is going to split in half.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/nasa-scientists-say-a-magnetic-anomaly-above-our-planet-is-going-to-split-in-half-1.5068366

 

Okay the article states it probably won't impact us, but maybe they are just telling us that so we don't panic. 



[#] Thu Aug 20 2020 19:11:40 EDT from LoanShark

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Don't panic!

[#] Sat Aug 22 2020 16:30:35 EDT from arabella

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Thu Aug 20 2020 07:11:40 PM EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

Don't panic!

Please re-post using Large Friendly Letters(tm)



[#] Sat Aug 22 2020 19:47:36 EDT from LoanShark

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Large, friendly letters are unobtainium on The Text Client.

:-) :-) :-) DoNt PaNiC!!!1eleven :-) :-) :-)

[#] Sat Aug 29 2020 17:42:39 EDT from zooer

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Think you hate colonoscopies now?

Nightmare fuel: A microbot with surgical blades gets inserted in to your colon!  

https://www.medgadget.com/2020/08/colon-explorer-for-automatic-imaging-and-biopsying-of-polyps.html



[#] Sat Aug 29 2020 17:51:23 EDT from zooer

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The date on the video is off by twenty years... nothing to worry about.  They made sure everything is up to standards and working correctly.



[#] Mon Aug 31 2020 10:19:05 EDT from zooer

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Weeeeeeee!!!!

 

A 3-year-old girl being lifted up to 100 feet in the sky after getting caught on a giant kite. 

https://nypost.com/2020/08/30/3-year-old-girl-gets-lifted-to-sky-after-getting-caught-on-kite/



[#] Fri Sep 18 2020 09:14:31 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Hey, that looks like a fun ride.  It reminds me of when the MythBusters did it with helium balloons.  I think they deliberately got the cutest kid they could find.



[#] Fri Jan 15 2021 20:25:46 EST from seth

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2020-08-29 17:42 from zooer
Think you hate colonoscopies now?

Nightmare fuel: A microbot with surgical blades gets inserted in to
your colon!  

https://www.medgadget.com/2020/08/colon-explorer-for-automatic-imaging

-and-biopsying-of-polyps.html



[#] Sat Jan 16 2021 00:50:26 EST from ParanoidDelusions

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I welcome my new robot overlords. Get those polyps, little microscopic colon Roomba(tm)! 

 

Fri Jan 15 2021 20:25:46 EST from seth
2020-08-29 17:42 from zooer
Think you hate colonoscopies now?

Nightmare fuel: A microbot with surgical blades gets inserted in to
your colon!  

https://www.medgadget.com/2020/08/colon-explorer-for-automatic-imaging

-and-biopsying-of-polyps.html

 



[#] Sat Jan 16 2021 00:53:30 EST from ParanoidDelusions

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I'm a little frustrated that we don't have nano-tech droids planting rows of hair in my scalp as I sleep, and repairing my teeth nightly so I never have to brush my teeth again. Reshaping my eyes with precision lasers as I sleep so I will never need corrective lenses - removing whatever deposits or wear make my joints ache after I sleep. Screw the Replicants and the Terminators... I want my body to have an ecosystem or nano-tech keeping me eternally youthful and attacking all the things that make me age. 

 

Sat Jan 16 2021 00:50:26 EST from ParanoidDelusions

I welcome my new robot overlords. Get those polyps, little microscopic colon Roomba(tm)! 

 

 

 



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