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I think a lot of people weren't paying attention :)
Man who lost penis to blood infection has new one built on his arm.
The man gave his arm penis a nickname, "Jimmy". I am assuming they pixilated his pictured arm penis for comic effect.
https://nypost.com/2020/07/31/man-who-lost-penis-to-blood-infection-has-new-one-built-on-his-arm/
When a frog eats a beetle, the beetles makes their way out the other end.
https://www.wired.com/story/frog-eats-beetle-beetle-crawls-through-guts/
2020-07-29 09:47 from IGnatius T Foobar
The partyships arrived on December 15, 2013. Harold Camping got his
seat.
I think a lot of people weren't paying attention :)
YOU FORGOT THE "TRIGGER WARNING: ALIEN ABDUCTION"!
More disappointing news, BUT they are getting closer! This asteroid only missed by 2,897 km (1,800 miles).
This should be under "sky is falling" but this was the thread of people disappointed the universe didn't end earlier.
Wed Aug 19 2020 04:16:48 PM EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored
*turns Mayan Calandar upside down* Oops, the panic was my fault, I was reading it wrong.
So how long do we have?
For the rest of us hoping for the universe's end....Life on earth might end.... start small, not a bad idea.
NASA's scientists say a magnetic anomaly above our planet is going to split in half.
Okay the article states it probably won't impact us, but maybe they are just telling us that so we don't panic.
Thu Aug 20 2020 07:11:40 PM EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored
Don't panic!
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:-) :-) :-) DoNt PaNiC!!!1eleven :-) :-) :-)
Think you hate colonoscopies now?
Nightmare fuel: A microbot with surgical blades gets inserted in to your colon!
https://www.medgadget.com/2020/08/colon-explorer-for-automatic-imaging-and-biopsying-of-polyps.html
The date on the video is off by twenty years... nothing to worry about. They made sure everything is up to standards and working correctly.
Weeeeeeee!!!!
A 3-year-old girl being lifted up to 100 feet in the sky after getting caught on a giant kite.
https://nypost.com/2020/08/30/3-year-old-girl-gets-lifted-to-sky-after-getting-caught-on-kite/
Hey, that looks like a fun ride. It reminds me of when the MythBusters did it with helium balloons. I think they deliberately got the cutest kid they could find.
Police confiscate 345,000 used condoms
For the right wing nut jobs:
https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/24/asia/vietnam-condom-sold-new-scli-intl/index.html
For the left wing nut jobs:
https://www.foxnews.com/world/vietnamese-police-seize-345000-used-condoms-ready-to-be-sold-as-new-reports-say
2020-08-29 17:42 from zooer
Think you hate colonoscopies now?
Nightmare fuel: A microbot with surgical blades gets inserted in to
your colon!
https://www.medgadget.com/2020/08/colon-explorer-for-automatic-imaging
-and-biopsying-of-polyps.html
I welcome my new robot overlords. Get those polyps, little microscopic colon Roomba(tm)!
Fri Jan 15 2021 20:25:46 EST from seth2020-08-29 17:42 from zooer
Think you hate colonoscopies now?
Nightmare fuel: A microbot with surgical blades gets inserted in to
your colon!
https://www.medgadget.com/2020/08/colon-explorer-for-automatic-imaging
-and-biopsying-of-polyps.html
I'm a little frustrated that we don't have nano-tech droids planting rows of hair in my scalp as I sleep, and repairing my teeth nightly so I never have to brush my teeth again. Reshaping my eyes with precision lasers as I sleep so I will never need corrective lenses - removing whatever deposits or wear make my joints ache after I sleep. Screw the Replicants and the Terminators... I want my body to have an ecosystem or nano-tech keeping me eternally youthful and attacking all the things that make me age.
Sat Jan 16 2021 00:50:26 EST from ParanoidDelusionsI welcome my new robot overlords. Get those polyps, little microscopic colon Roomba(tm)!