2021-11-22 20:27 from ParanoidDelusions
I'm giving you an A+ for effort, Loanshark! That was some Top Shelf
chum you threw in the waters! 

I try :-D

GOBBLE GOBBLE HEY

A blessed and joyous Sarah Hale Day to everyone. Have a great day stuffing your faces and then using any available furniture to beat to death anyone who complains about cultural appropriation.

FUN FACT: Sarah Hale, the advocate for the mainstreaming of Thanksgiving as a holiday, was also the author of the poem "Mary Had a Little Lamb".

2021-11-25 16:36 from Nurb432
Yay im spending mine ind bed. sick for 2 days now.  Even left work
early yesterday, something i rarely do.

 

But, hope everyone else has a good one. 

I spent my spare time building a new computer from old parts somebody handed to me. I may build something useful and eventually turn back to having a personal computer again :)

2021-11-28 08:54 from Nurb432
No computer? Do we need to take up a collection or something?

 

Of course getting it to you would be hard :)  "we can use the usual

drop. it will be a grey box and ill push it under the park bench at
12:05, and tip my hat to the left as i leave "

It is not necessary to do something so ellaborate. Just send one grand to my contact in Nigeria via Western Union. That is how stuff is done in the post noir world.

It's now December, which means that pagan bitch Santa is going to be everywhere.
He's already been spewing his garish decorations and ear-raping music in the local retail shops for months now.

This year, we have a unique opportunity to tell our kids that Santa isn't coming because he died in the pandemic.

2021-12-02 13:45 from IGnatius T Foobar

It's now December, which means that pagan bitch Santa is going to be

everywhere.
He's already been spewing his garish decorations and ear-raping music

in the local retail shops for months now.

This year, we have a unique opportunity to tell our kids that Santa
isn't coming because he died in the pandemic.

I recommend the Fatman film to you. In it, Santa goes bankrupt so he has to accept a contract with the Penthagon and convert his toy factory into a military factory for weapon control systems and stuff. Meanwhile, a rich kid who is nothing like Artemis Fawl at all hires a mercenary to kill Santa because he didn't like his Christmas present. Now you have a mercenary storming Santa's house, which is loaded up with heavy military defenses. Watch Santa with a gun in each hand in the most epic Christmas shootout you are gonna see this year.

2021-12-02 15:50 from Nurb432
"Biden killed him" sounds even better 

"Biden killed him, because some kid sent a letter to Santa telling what Biden was doing to him, and asking Santa to stop Biden".

Here, I fixed it for you.

"Elf on the Shelf" bears a striking similarity to the "Weeping Angels" from Doctor Who. They only move when you're not looking.

2021-12-03 18:38 from IGnatius T Foobar <ajc@citadel.org>
"Elf on the Shelf" bears a striking similarity to the "Weeping Angels"

from Doctor Who. They only move when you're not looking.

I thought that was the ghosts from Super Mario Bros. 3. Which, by the way, is by far the best Mario game and anyone who disagrees can prepare for a fight.

2013-09-30 14:54 from Sig
We are on track to exceed our record September rainfall. This is
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I thought that was the ghosts from Super Mario Bros. 3. Which, by the

way, is by far the best Mario game and anyone who disagrees can prepare

for a fight.

correct!

haha

I'm playing the game with the boy since he's in first grade and experincing real school since last year he did kindergarten online. interesting how everything has a germanic twist to it. i dunno i have my own thoughts on how the nazis didnt lose ww2 they won amerika.