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I'm trying to get the worms to grow in my heart. I like the constricting feeling of near death every minute.
You know what would be funny? More America's Funnies Home Videos of guys getting hit in the nuts with something.
And then I downloaded this Pussysforfree.exe while browsing on shady pornsites and clicked "yes" on every "Do you want to install missing codec?" and "Install Great Value toolbar?" question that popped up! Ever since then, my computer acted up and I am really sorry I have to call you know and beg you to fix it, since I should have known better. Sorry, really! I baked you a cake though!
"Have a Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy the tofurky. That one invention makes *all* vegetarians evil."
I never thought I would say the first part, but I said it to my meat eating friend, his wife and son are
vegetarians.
I never thought I would say the first part, but I said it to my meat eating friend, his wife and son are
vegetarians.
"Friends, Romans, Countryment; lend me your ears!" (Shakespeare)
And then we have the message for today in the "History)" room:
December 23, 1888: Van Gogh chops off ear
Methinks he took the first quote a tad too literally....
I am so glad I moved back to NY state, I love the horrible weather, the high taxes, the bottle deposit,
the
tough gun laws, and how miserable everyone is.
the
tough gun laws, and how miserable everyone is.
I have no idea why anyone would ever do that, so I want to really understand
it and learn more before I decide that it needs to be made illegal.
"Hey Dennis Rodman, can I use your Chapstick after you're done with it?"
(courtesy wayansjr on Twitter)
(courtesy wayansjr on Twitter)
Sun Feb 02 2014 10:51:43 EST from zooer
yes, a car that just stinks half as much is still a stinking car.
However - you only notice how good it is these days if a polish car or a young timer passes you...