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2024-02-04 18:39 from Nurb432
As long as they dont eat me, id not care. So if i dont, im sure
there are other people :)
If you convince Xena to show up for a boardgame orgy, you are also invited :P
The only lady who wanted to come here pay a visit was a friend's girlfriend. My friend didn't let her.
Last week I told my friends I missed raising a foal in my mini-farm. I am
not going to post the jokes that ensued.
Yesterday somebody in town brought a new stallion to a pasture 15 minutes away on foot from my main horseyard. I immediately paid a visit because having an equine in town and not knowing him is unacceptable. He is such a cool dude who wanted so much rubbing on the neck. He didn't want to let me go.
I thought he would make for a great stallionfriend for my favourite mare. It must be fate or something.
Lol I need help XD
Yesterday somebody in town brought a new stallion to a pasture 15 minutes away on foot from my main horseyard. I immediately paid a visit because having an equine in town and not knowing him is unacceptable. He is such a cool dude who wanted so much rubbing on the neck. He didn't want to let me go.
I thought he would make for a great stallionfriend for my favourite mare. It must be fate or something.
Lol I need help XD
So, one of my oldest dogs managed to hurt himself while playing wild games
with the other dogs. Nothing serious, but you could tell he was hurting yesterday.
The dogs usually sleep in my bedroom with me at night, but I thought this old guy would be better if left alone for a while, so I had him sleepn in my mother's bedroom with one of the other old, easy going dogs.
We have this puppy who arrived home recently. We call her Little Coconut on IRC. Last night she had trouble sleeping. She would lay right next to the spot the old dog usually takes and cry because he wasn't there.
So much fucking cry.
Old dog is fine this morning, thanks for asking :-)
The dogs usually sleep in my bedroom with me at night, but I thought this old guy would be better if left alone for a while, so I had him sleepn in my mother's bedroom with one of the other old, easy going dogs.
We have this puppy who arrived home recently. We call her Little Coconut on IRC. Last night she had trouble sleeping. She would lay right next to the spot the old dog usually takes and cry because he wasn't there.
So much fucking cry.
Old dog is fine this morning, thanks for asking :-)
good
Fri Apr 12 2024 13:37:57 EDT from darknetuser
Old dog is fine this morning, thanks for asking :-)
Coconut on IRC. Last night she had trouble sleeping. She would lay
right next to the spot the old dog usually takes and cry because he
wasn't there.
Animals is good people
My old dog. When she was perhaps 2 or 3 we rescued a tiny kitten out in the weeds in the park that she discovered, as the weeds were taller than the cat. ( well actually 2 kittens, but the brother was adopted by a friend of ours )
She basically raised that cat as her own, and they were attached at the hip. When the cat was 5, she got sick and didnt survive. For months any time the dog saw a large black cat during walks she'd about tear my arm out to get to it. Other cats, 'eh whatever'. I never expected that, i should have planned ahead better. Next time we lost one of her cat friends i made sure to take her to the vet with me. Its hard, but at least she knew. She actually sat there beside me and watched. When he stopped breathing she started whimpering.. But, at least she knew why he didnt come home with us and wasn't looking for him every time we went outside. And having her with me, was a good thing for me.
its times like that i really wish i could talk to them.
Had another cat, who was attached to my first wife's cat like you would not believe. They up and vanished few years later, and he was never the same after losing his 'mate'.. ( well, neither of us really, but this is about the animals, not me )
Fri Apr 12 2024 13:37:57 EDT from darknetuser. She would lay right next to the spot the old dog usually takes and cry because he wasn't there.
She basically raised that cat as her own, and they were attached at
the hip. When the cat was 5, she got sick and didnt survive. For
months any time the dog saw a large black cat during walks she'd
about tear my arm out to get to it. Other cats, 'eh whatever'.
So much cry :(
It is the same thing with horses. If you lose one, you need to let the others know or they freak out.
I am sure you are familiar with the feeling of having every lady try to get
her daughter or grand-daughter marry to you (if not, you are so lucky). Actually,
this is not something that happens to me every day but it happens often enough
for it to be a thing.
What happens is that ladies used to try very crude tactics for setting me up, but last lady at $job[1] tried somethign new and I am afraid these ladies could be evolving. Instead of showing me a picture of her daughter, he showed to me a picture of her horse, and of the runnaway horse she had brought home during a storm, and of the horse she met the other day...
Damn, I am scared they might get advanced enough to beat me one of these days.
What happens is that ladies used to try very crude tactics for setting me up, but last lady at $job[1] tried somethign new and I am afraid these ladies could be evolving. Instead of showing me a picture of her daughter, he showed to me a picture of her horse, and of the runnaway horse she had brought home during a storm, and of the horse she met the other day...
Damn, I am scared they might get advanced enough to beat me one of these days.
lol
at least they took the time to investigate the situation and adapted.
I am sure you are familiar with the feeling of having every lady try to get her daughter or grand-daughter marry to you (if not, you are so lucky). Actually, this is not something that happens to me every day but it happens often enough for it to be a thing.
What happens is that ladies used to try very crude tactics for setting me up, but last lady at $job[1] tried somethign new and I am afraid these ladies could be evolving. Instead of showing me a picture of her daughter, he showed to me a picture of her horse, and of the runnaway horse she had brought home during a storm, and of the horse she met the other day...
Damn, I am scared they might get advanced enough to beat me one of these days.
You should start feeding them false info and see how weird it gets. If you
can get an old lady to show you photos of her granddaughter in a sheep costume
with clown makeup, you win.
these ladies could be evolving. Instead of showing me a picture of her
daughter, he showed to me a picture of her horse, and of the runnaway
Please explain why you'd be against gaining a potential mate who loves horses as much as you do?
2024-10-18 20:04 from zelgomer
Subject: Re: Advanced matchmaking tactics
You should start feeding them false info and see how weird it gets. If
you can get an old lady to show you photos of her granddaughter in a
sheep costume with clown makeup, you win.
That sounds like fun, but that would require me to change my public lifestyle quite a bit. I would have to remove all my horse figurines from the desk, change the pferdefreunde mug for a sheep mug, that sort of thing.
For those who don't know, Pferdefreunde is a German toy brand for horse themed products. They used to sell lots of mugs and glasses with horse pictures on them and for some reason people started giving those to me as birthday presents or in other ocassions, so I have quite a bit of those.
Please explain why you'd be against gaining a potential mate who loves
horses as much as you do?
My first reaction was posting "because I don't like women," but considering the circumpstances it would be intrepretated under a very weird light.
I'd certainly have a use for a woman in my life but I am yet to know one that would be a possitive in my life rather than a hindrance. Relationships come with an extremely high opportunity cost and most gals around here expect you to waste a lot of your disposable income on them. Meanwhile I am busy building up my economy so I can retire from The System by the time I am 40 and seclude into farming life before society goes too bad.
What I mean with this is since most people are useless NPCs and women are people cut out from the same pattern, my default reaction is pursuing a relationship with one is not worth pulling a single minute aside and away from my most important goals. The fact most relationships I know are badly botched kind of reinforces this idea. Getting into a long term relationship by sacrificing my current objectives only to discover 7 years later I am stranded with a woman I don't like, a mortage and 2 children is not my idea of success.
Another thing worth commenting: most horsegals I have given a try liked the sporting aspect of horsemanship only, but they didn't give a damn about the horses themselves. That is a real turn off, because I am quite the opposite. A clumsy lame good-for-nothing horse is fine for me as long as she is willing to play bite-bite games.
I really wish I could find somebody to build a farm and a family together, but I am realistic.
So, my father came over and we were making apple jam for a couple of hours
this weekend. It made me realize doing this sort of stuff with somebody is
more fun than doing it alone, which is my default mode. I guess there would
be a use for a woman there.
Too bad modern women here think that apples grow in boxes in supermarkets.
Too bad modern women here think that apples grow in boxes in supermarkets.
... he showed to me a picture of her horse ...
Damn, I am scared they might get advanced enough to beat me one of these days.
Hmm, where do you live?
Hmm, where do you live?
It is always wun to register I am the guy who gets that question the most often, considering I am a darknetuser and I am not disclosing my location.
The interest is appreciated.
Why do you ask?
i know its secret, but i do suspect you live on earth.
Hmm, where do you live?It is always wun to register I am the guy who gets that question the most often, considering I am a darknetuser and I am not disclosing my location.
2024-10-30 15:11 from Nurb432
Subject: Re: Advanced matchmaking tactics
I actually live on a boat and all my horses are actually *sea*horses.
I think I've guessed correctly but he won't tell me whether I did.