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[#] Wed Aug 16 2017 10:21:22 EDT from zooer

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I have thought about creating this room for a while, I hope others will find it humorous. The object is to write news poetry using the "Roses are Red" poem format as the first line.  The second line is a nonsense line with the last word being the word that rhymes with the last word in the headline. You can use a screen capture or a link but include a link for the text client users.

 Example:

Roses are Red,
Some people are dense,
fence.png


https://goo.gl/Gz6xGV<br



[#] Fri Aug 18 2017 10:23:23 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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I'm still thinking of something clever to put here, but in the mean time I will offer the kind of response Ford II would have posted in the 1990's.

Roses are read,
violets are blue,
f
u
ck
you.

[#] Wed Aug 23 2017 09:41:38 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Ok, here's mine for today.

Roses are red,

violets are in bloom,

rsz_capture.jpg



[#] Wed Aug 23 2017 12:04:11 EDT from Ragnar Danneskjold

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Roses are red.
Better Off Dead
I want my two dollars
Plus tip, he said.

[#] Wed Aug 23 2017 15:12:07 EDT from zooer

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Roses are Red,
I want to visit the Cliffs of Dover,

fence.png

 

Apparently people have sex more often then I would think.



[#] Wed Aug 23 2017 15:14:33 EDT from zooer

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Maybe that is the same story.

 

Roses are red,
I enjoy target shootin'

 pootin.png



[#] Thu Aug 31 2017 17:47:17 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Roses are red,

violets are brave;

rsz_capture.jpg



[#] Wed Sep 06 2017 07:47:19 EDT from zooer

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Roses are red,
Chickens are kept in a coop

 poop2.png



[#] Tue Sep 12 2017 18:04:19 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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I want to keep the poems going but I just can't get past that last one.



[#] Tue Sep 19 2017 15:41:38 EDT from zooer

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[#] Thu Oct 04 2018 14:04:16 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Apparently today is "National Poetry Day"

Roses are red,
violets are free;
it's time to go on
a three-state killing spree.

[#] Sat Nov 10 2018 08:14:13 EST from zooer

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Roses are red,
This article was written in haste,

haste.png

 

(sorry text client people)



[#] Sun Feb 21 2021 03:08:43 EST from arabella

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

There will come a day,

When the DAP will come for you.

 

There are people who spent many hours posting here, whose words have long since been lost to the Dreaded Auto Purger. I have a real sense of loss.

The zombied wisdom of fleeb,

The compassion of ladyhawke

That kinda twisted fella from NYC, y'know, the car fire guy?

The world is not same without them