I have two dead grandparents who are above ground. Their ashes are in boxes
that have been stuffed into a wall (not The Wall) at a cemetery along with
hundreds of other people whose status has been downgraded from "alive".
"Downgraded" from alive?
Tsk.
Such discrimination against the dead. You ought to be more respectful.
What happens if zombies get too many microagressions? Do they retreat to a safe space back in the grave?