THE FUCKING SUN IS SHINING
THE ASSHOLE BIRDS ARE SINGING
THE COFFEE IS STRONG AS SHIT TODAY
GOOD FUCKING MORNING!
Relax, you have an Amazon gift certificate, they are offering free shipping until the end of the month!
Thank you, smartasses. But you both lose. I found a replacement carafe at
K-Mart that fits in my 15 year old Cuisinart coffee maker, and I'm back in
business.
SO FUCK OFF, MORNING! AFTERNOON HAS COVFEFE AND IS BETTER!!!11
SO FUCK OFF, MORNING! AFTERNOON HAS COVFEFE AND IS BETTER!!!11
Anytime coffee is good.
But if you weren't looking for smartassery, why would you post it here where you can count on our replies?
But if you weren't looking for smartassery, why would you post it here where you can count on our replies?
2018-12-28 09:48 from IGnatius T Foobar
NOT A GOOD MORNING. MY COFFEE MAKER IS BROKEN.
No, unplug the ethernet hub and plug in the coffee maker. Everyone will thank you because the won't have to do any work because the network's down.
My coffee pot doesn't support HTCPCP. There aren't even any ethernet ports
in my kitchen. WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE BUILDS A HOUSE IN 1991 AND DOESN'T BOTHER
TO PUT PHONE AND CABLE JACKS IN EVERY ROOM?!
I have since repaired the afforementioned coffee maker by purchasing a replacement carafe.
GOOD MORNING? FUCK OFF, GOOD MORNING. I'M DRINKING LEFTOVER COFFEE BECAUSE I CAN'T GET MYSELF TO THROW IT AWAY.
I have since repaired the afforementioned coffee maker by purchasing a replacement carafe.
GOOD MORNING? FUCK OFF, GOOD MORNING. I'M DRINKING LEFTOVER COFFEE BECAUSE I CAN'T GET MYSELF TO THROW IT AWAY.
How is there coffee left over from the previous day? ever? really?? How do
you survive if you don't drink it all?