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<p>Amazon? Next day delivery?  </p>
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 Simsalapoof!   
  
 My 1.00 magnification reading glasses got broken last night.  They were the
only 1.00's I owned and they were perfect for use at the computer screen.
 The rest of my readers are 1.25.  In fact, the 1.00 are rather difficult
to find. 
  
 So I did what any reasonable person would do.  I moved the keyboard from
the tray back up to the desk.  Then I raised the chair up all the way to match
that.  And then I raised the screen by the same amount to match that.  Now
I can sit close enough to the screen for the 1.25 readers to work properly.

  
 I'm enjoying it so far, but it's reminding me why I had the other configuration
in the first place: at this height, my feet don't touch the floor (I am a
rather diminutive individual) and that creates a bit of fatigue after sitting
for a while.  I need to buy or build a little box to rest my feet on. 
  
 This whole experience offers undeniable proof of everything I already believed.
 Simsalapoof! 
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<p>I grew up on unfiltered well water out in the country ( Midwest US ) . It didnt kill me, however i cant stand drinking city water or any other water without some 'meat' to it.  ( showering, sure, its nicer not to have all that iron and other stuff.. and easier on pipes, but drinking, no thanks )</p>
<p>I have to add something to it or i want to gag.</p>
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<div class="message_header"><span>Fri Jun 04 2021 12:32:19 PM EDT</span> <span>from <a href="do_template?template=user_show?who=ParanoidDelusions">ParanoidDelusions</a> </span></div>
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<p>I do understand the basic WTF-ery with distilling water to remove things from it then adding things back into it to restore the "natural" taste. <br /><br />It is kind of like the people who "Won't eat McDonalds because it is factory produced mystery meat," but they will eat a soyburger or an Impossible Burger - without the irony of realizing their vat-grown meat substitute is far less natural than anything the Clown cooks up. <br /><br />If you care enough about impurities to drink distilled water - you would think that you would turn your nose up at distilled water with additives. </p>
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<p>The only reason I can see to it is that people believe that something introduced by man is more carefully controlled than, you know, water naturally filtering down the creeks and rivers from the Rockies. <br /><br />"It is the same end result, but without bears (and campers) shitting in the water along the way... Well... bears probably shit in the water at some point, but we removed EVERYTHING, then added in all the good things, without the fish piss and bear shit." <br /><br /><br /></p>
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<p>Pretty certain people have been drinking unfiltered un-distilled water for 10s of thousands of years, and seem to have survived in spite of the bear, and fish byproducts,  (or perhaps because of them.)</p>
<p>Sure, lately we started boiling,  and then filtering, but before that...</p>
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<p>I do understand the basic WTF-ery with distilling water to remove things from it then adding things back into it to restore the "natural" taste. <br /><br />It is kind of like the people who "Won't eat McDonalds because it is factory produced mystery meat," but they will eat a soyburger or an Impossible Burger - without the irony of realizing their vat-grown meat substitute is far less natural than anything the Clown cooks up. <br /><br />If you care enough about impurities to drink distilled water - you would think that you would turn your nose up at distilled water with additives. </p>
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<p>The only reason I can see to it is that people believe that something introduced by man is more carefully controlled than, you know, water naturally filtering down the creeks and rivers from the Rockies. <br /><br />"It is the same end result, but without bears (and campers) shitting in the water along the way... Well... bears probably shit in the water at some point, but we removed EVERYTHING, then added in all the good things, without the fish piss and bear shit." <br /><br /><br /></p>
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 >Clive and the rest of the world: "hmmm, not bad."  
 >Ralphie and ParanoidDelusions: ACK!  barf!  
  
 When I read "distilled to remove impurities, and then impurities added back
in" I actually did think it was going to be a link to one of Big Clive's distillation
experiments. 
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<p>If you're using it for medical equipment - distilled water is perfect. If you're using it for aquarium, you want reverse osmosis filtration. <br /><br />If you're 95% of the world, you'll drink distilled water and go, "This tastes funky," it is like alcohol free beer, caffeine-free, zero calorie soda... you might CONVINCE yourself it is good, you might ACQUIRE a taste for it. <br /><br />But regular people will tell you it tastes wrong. They want the taste of the "additives" that are naturally in water in their water. </p>
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<p>Fresh and filtered water both have naturally occurring additives. Only distilled water needs things added back into it to taste natural. </p>
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<p>Cuz water without impurities tastes bad - but some impurities taste better than others. </p>
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<p>If you say so.  I will take fresh, filtered or distilled water (nothing added) any day.</p>
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<p>If you are adding stuff back into it, it defeats the distilling process.<br />If you want pure water for medical equipment, or for your baby, use distilled water.<br />If you want mineral water, drink mineral water.</p>
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<p>Reference that IGnat will get:<br />Clive and the rest of the world: "hmmm, not bad."<br />Ralphie and ParanoidDelusions: ACK!  barf!</p>
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<p>Fresh and filtered water both have naturally occurring additives. Only distilled water needs things added back into it to taste natural. </p>
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<p>Cuz water without impurities tastes bad - but some impurities taste better than others. </p>
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<p>If you say so.  I will take fresh, filtered or distilled water (nothing added) any day.</p>
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<p>If you are adding stuff back into it, it defeats the distilling process.<br />If you want pure water for medical equipment, or for your baby, use distilled water.<br />If you want mineral water, drink mineral water.</p>
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<p>Reference that IGnat will get:<br />Clive and the rest of the world: "hmmm, not bad."<br />Ralphie and ParanoidDelusions: ACK!  barf!</p>
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<p>Fresh and filtered water both have naturally occurring additives. Only distilled water needs things added back into it to taste natural. </p>
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<p>Cuz water without impurities tastes bad - but some impurities taste better than others. </p>
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<p>If you say so.  I will take fresh, filtered or distilled water (nothing added) any day.</p>
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<p> </p>
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<p>Cuz water without impurities tastes bad - but some impurities taste better than others. </p>
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<p>If you say so.  I will take fresh, filtered or distilled water (nothing added) any day.</p>
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<p>Cuz water without impurities tastes bad - but some impurities taste better than others. </p>
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<p><a href="https://ibb.co/42Jpvvr" target="webcit01"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/gd6JqqK/Distilled.jpg" alt="Distilled" border="0" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://ibb.co/42Jpvvr" target="webcit01">http://ibb.co/42Jpvvr</a></p>
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<p>Distilling removes the impurities... we add them back in.</p>
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<p><a href="https://ibb.co/42Jpvvr"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/gd6JqqK/Distilled.jpg" alt="Distilled" border="0" /></a></p>
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<p>http://ibb.co/42Jpvvr</p>
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<p>Distilling removes the impurities... we add them back in.</p>
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 > Simsalapoof!  After half a lifetime immersed in a love of technology, 
 
 >today I finally figured out how to set the coffee machine to start on a
 
 >timer.   
 >    
  
 FUnny you say that, Linux Magazine has been publishing articles for automating
coffee machines for a while already. 
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 Simsalapoof!  After half a lifetime immersed in a love of technology, today
I finally figured out how to set the coffee machine to start on a timer. 
  
 (Simsalapoof!  Yes I still make pots of coffee in an age when everyone else
uses landfill cups.) 
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 When Melvin's sister dies, I expect we'll have a similar problem. 
  
 She's essentially an invalid.  She is blind, deaf, gnarled, and stunted,
with scant social skills and no prospects for employment.  To me, it sounds
like the only real difference between these two is that your relative *could*
have been more, but was stunted by other people. 
  
 So what would I say? 
  
 I can speak to her sense of humor, as I've observed that.  I could possibly
relate some of the traits I've observed in her character, despite her limited
ability to express herself, or make something of her life from a conventional
perspective.  I could talk of her reaction to some of the things done around
her. 
  
 But I couldn't really say much about conversations with her, as we never
communicated verbally, or with any real precision.  I couldn't say she accomplished
anything particularly amazing, even for her condition.  I think she's pretty
cool, but that seems a tad brief for a eulogy. 
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could have been adjusted properly. 
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 If you're talking about a psychiatric condition... it's sad when doctors
just act like pill-pushers. But there are genetic/biological mental illnesses
(which *require* medication, such as schizophrenia), and social/spiritual
mental illnesses (for which medication is more controversial), and then there
are conditions like much of the autism-spectrum where the best answer is "there's
no pill that will really help with this, just learn to live with it dude."

  
 Sorry for your loss... 
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 I've been looking at the room list for a few minutes now and can't figure
out where to post this, so I'm selecting a random unused room.  This one's
kind of a downer, so stop here if you were looking for rainbows and unicorns.

  
 This is about a relative who was diagnosed with a treatable condition when
she was young, and spent her entire adult life overmedicated for it, leaving
her somewhat numb to the world.  Worse, she was treated as a complete and
utter dependent her entire life by parents who, inevitably, became too old
to care for her.  She briefly had a job (wouldn't even call it a career),
briefly had the ability to drive before a few accidents made it clear that
she couldn't handle it, etc.  Never married or had kids, either; in fact I've
never heard any stories of even a brief romance at any time in the past. 
  
 More recently, she ignored obvious signs of an early stage
cancer, let it progress, and died.  This raises the question: how do you write
a eulogy for someone whose life basically didn't happen?  (No, I didn't have
to write it.)  You can basically say generic things about "beloved [relationship]"
etc etc.  But where's the *legacy*?  I suppose it's easy for people who have
offspring, because in that case your family is your legacy, or at least a
part of it.  Things accomplished in a long career could be your legacy.  A
life of service can be your legacy.  Even if you're a notoriously evil villain
you have a legacy. 
  
 But for someone whose entire life was basically "failure to launch" ?   Where
do you go with that?   The most inspiring words we heard at the funeral were
from someone who had never even met her. 
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 12:45pm : Simsalapoof!  I open the front door and accidentally hit an Amazonopoly
box at *just* the right speed and angle that it rolls down the front steps,
picking up enough speed to cross the front walk and continue rolling down
the hill in the front yard, finally coming to a stop about 30 feet away from
the house. 
  
 4:30pm : Simsalapoof!  My wife is leaving to take the IGlette to her dance
class, stops by my office door and says "Be careful with that Amazon[opoly]
box.  That's your sister's shower gift and it's breakable." 
  
 She hasn't opened the box yet but if the contents are broken it is 100% Jeff
Bezos' fault. 
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<p>Ha...and yet now we have degenerated first back to Lenovos - and now down to Macs.  Sow slide of death.....</p>
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<p>I remember that.  It was during the heyday of "we know Linux is big now because even <strong><em>IBM</em></strong> is using it."</p>
<p>The product was simply ahead of its time.  This was before everyone had mobile data.</p>
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<p>Me either!  One of my staff dug it up.  Can't believe it had a fingerprint scanner, even!  My first thought was that the little slot looking thing at the bottom must be an SD card and hen realized that no....it was a fingerprint scanner.  Dunno how you lose a head start like that..... </p>
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<p>and it does not look bulky at all!</p>
<p>Never heard about that, not even in the Ubiquitous Computing seminar I once attended, which was pretty much covering all the old school stuff.</p>
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<p>Seems that IBM built a smartwatch over 15yrs ago - complete with fingerprint scanner and even Penguin based - long before they were cool.</p>
<p>Too bad they lost their lead to the usual technocrats (again)</p>
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 Certainly not a penguin *on* Windows. 
  
 Disney (100HE[tm]) has announced that they are shutting down Club Penguin
at the end of next month.  No surprise there, as it runs on Flash and is not
douchey enough to support Disney's marketing/merchandising efforts at a sufficiently
overkill level. 
  
 For those under a certain age, or more likely, with kids a certain age, this
is disappointing.  My kids have outgrown it but they remember it fondly and
were frustrated when it started going downhill over the last couple of years
(starting  
  
 I'm trying to remember my password so I can log in one more time and get
kicked off properly. 
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<p>Sometimes it actually is the coffee (taste, smell, etc).   My stepmother is downright addicted to Gevalia chocolate decaf.  If she doesn't have at least 2 per day stay clear, for sure</p>
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 I haven't had a proper addiction before.  I may require training. 
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<p>You need the caffeine not the coffee.  The addiction is caffeine.</p>
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<p>That's not how addictions work. You need coffee because you need coffee. It helps with staying awake (on the roads or otherwise) and sure, that might be why people START drinking coffee. But once you've been drinking coffee, you need coffee. Haven't you ever had any proper addictions before?</p>
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<div class="message_header"><span>Fri Jan 13 2017 10:24:08 EST</span> <span>from fleeb </span></div>
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<div class="fmout-JUSTIFY"><br />Migrating to a closer drive to work, thus not requiring coffee to keep me awake on the roads. </div>
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<p> </p>
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<p>&lt;laughs&gt;  A Penguin with Windows.....that could be very interesting!</p>
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 Can I walk like a penguin?  Perhaps one with windows. 
  
 Heh... what a terrible thing it would be, to be the center of the universe.

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 >coffee. So even when staying at home, I'd drink it in the morning.   
  
 Amen to that!  I work at home and still put a fresh pot of coffee on every
morning. 
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 >the job to move closer to me, rather than having me move closer to the 
 
  
 This is because you are the center of the universe.  That's also why objects
appear smaller at a distance: the further away something moves from you, the
smaller it gets.  If your job moved far enough away, for all practical purposes
it would cease to exist. 
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<p>But can you walk like a Penguin?</p>
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 I have never been known to work forwards. 
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<p>Somehow that seems....backwards....</p>
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 We didn't move in with Aahz, no, but the job moved closer to us. 
  
 I'd love to say that the gravitational power of my personality caused the
job to move closer to me, rather than having me move closer to the job, but
in reality, the office space that the company already had in Germantown costs
a lot less than what we're using now. 
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<p> </p>
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<div class="message_header"><span>Fri Jan 13 2017 19:20:20 EST</span> <span>from zooer </span></div>
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<p>I just thought I would ask, the_mgt do you enjoy coffee?</p>
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<p>Yes, I do love hot coffee!</p>
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from home. But there would be coffee.. Large amounts of glorious coffee. 
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<p>I just thought I would ask, the_mgt do you enjoy coffee?</p>
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<p> </p>
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<div class="message_header"><span>Fri Jan 13 2017 10:24:08 AM EST</span> <span>from fleeb </span></div>
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<div class="fmout-JUSTIFY"><br />Migrating to a closer drive to work, thus not requiring coffee to keep me awake on the roads. </div>
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<p>Fleeby, Did you move in with Aahz?</p>
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<p>Hm, I should repeat that I love hot coffee, again.... Just came home from work, mind occupied by a bad lunch. Sorry for redundancy.</p>
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<p>Ah, ok, I understand that, fleeb. I love coffee, especially hot coffee. So even when staying at home, I'd drink it in the morning.</p>
<p>And yes, I love hot coffee, too. Starting my day with cold coffee... only to imagine that. Sounds like starting with a stale leftover beer from yesterday evening. With a cigarette filter floating inside...</p>
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<p>A friend of mine has one, but he likes hot coffee.  He really didn't think the device was worth it.  Put some ground coffee in a jar of water for 24 hours, then strain the grounds.</p>
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 Migrating to a closer drive to work, thus not requiring coffee to keep me
awake on the roads. 
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<p>Migrating to something based on amphetamine?</p>
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 I love cold coffee.  I should consider such a device. 
  
 Except, in the near future, I won't need coffee anymore, and might cut it
out of my diet altogether. 
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<p>I saw for sale and bought for my father's wife a cold brewer coffee thingie. I think it works by putting in coffee (real coffee not the instant stuff) and putting in cold water and sitting it in the fridge overnight. I was waiting for her to use it, so I could go find out if I would like something like that, but she hasn't gotten around to using it. So it looks like she's not too interested, but I told her it's supposed to be less acidic than regular brewed coffee, or cause less heartburn, or something. </p>
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<p>Her take is amusing, if a bit rabid!</p>
<p>But here, I'll share one back:</p>
<p>https://consumerist.com/2007/06/22/confessions-of-a-starbucks-barista/</p>
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<p>I am just going to leave this here.<br />http://worldofcaffeine.com/2011/03/09/burned-beans-the-shame-of-starbucks/</p>
<p> </p>
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<p>See, now you're just moving into heresy land.....  Dunkin Hitler is no where close as tasty and full bodied as Starbucks coffee.....which takes far less sugar and milk to enjoy.</p>
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as "Premium Roast" there really was a switch to a higher quality product.
 But I only patronize fast food chains that don't fire their entire accounting
department and replace them with H1B's ... so no McDonald's for me. 
  
 I still think that Dunkin Donuts coffee is eminently more drinkable than
the ultra-bitter stuff served at Hitlerbucks.  But that's my particular taste.

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 Yeah, McDonalds has diversified their coffee... Dunkin is OK only when you're
in a loads of milk & sugar mood. 
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McDonalds serves better coffee.   
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<p>After reading up on it, I think Krispy Kreme suffered more from upper management at a corporate level concentrating on making the corporation profitable at the expense of their franchisees.   After their IPO it looks like they grew too quickly, allowed too many franchisees to be too close to each other, and signed deals to steal sales from those franchisees (Gas station &amp; Supermarket sales), which was good for corporate, but made it so people wouldn't want to be a Krispy Kreme franchisee.   </p>
<p>As a comparison, Dunkin Donuts didn't have the same issues at the same time, and saw increases in sales, where Krispy Kreme saw decreases in sales.   </p>
<p>Though it seems that since 2007 there has a been a turn around, and they are growing slowly.   In 2016 Krispy Kreme was purchased and taken private.  So that might be  a good thing.  We will have to see.  </p>
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<p>They closed a bunch of them in the early 2000s.  I blame the Mrs ChimpyMcBushitler, I remember the first lady complaining about eating too many sugary carbohydrates and then within six months several closed in Palm Beach and Broward Co.   I believe several throughout the country closed as well, I think that is when the Buffalo store closed.</p>
<p> </p>
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<p>Or even Krispy Kreme.  There aren't enough of them here.  But the point is, I want to be able to blow up any Starbucks at any time without having to plant explosives first.  Explosions are good.  Explosions in places where bitter coffee is served by bitter people are even better.  Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go toast some marshmallows.</p>
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<p>Tim Horton's closed a lot of US stores? </p>
<p> </p>
<p>http://www.ctvnews.ca/tim-hortons-closes-36-stores-18-kiosks-in-u-s-1.573176</p>
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 Their donuts are fine. 
  
 But we really need Tim Horton's here, eh. 
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<p>Buddha forgives typos!</p>
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<p>BOFH **click** !!BOOM!!!!!!!!! &lt;Budha_Smile&gt;</p>
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I want is to be able to blow up anything, anywhere, at any time, without the
need to plant explosives first.  This requires a genie, not a demolition expert.

  
 Don't like how a football game is going?   *click*  **BOOM** 
  
 Pesky communist moves into the neighborhood?   *click*   **BOOM** 
  
 They put a Starbucks where there used to be a Dunkin Donuts?   *click*  
**BOOM** 
  
 SOTU 2017?   *click*   **BOOM**   (That would be a very small targeted explosion)

  
  
   I also want a tree that grows marshmallows, so I can toast them over a
campfire without having to take the extra step of putting a marshmallow on
a stick first. 
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<p>....Oh! Ok, well, that also sounds interesting.</p>
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<p> </p>
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<div class="message_header"><span>Wed Nov 30 2016 09:02:46 PM EST</span> <span>from IGnatius T Foobar </span></div>
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<div class="fmout-JUSTIFY">I don't know what a Designated Survivor is but he/she/it/them can keep theirs; I just want one of my own. </div>
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<p>LOL, it's a Keifer Southerland TV show.  Premise is that the State House was blown up during the State of the Union so the entire executive branch - Southerland - and most of the Congress has been lost.  Southerland (HUD Secretary) was the Designated Survivor held at an alternate location and becomes President and needs to rebuild US Gov't and get the states to play ball with him.</p>
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<p>Is that like a designated driver? But instead of being the one at the bar who stays sober, you're the one in an apocalypse who survives? </p>
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<p>Simsalapoof<br />on your roof<br />acting like<br />such a goof!</p>
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I just want one of my own. 
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<p> </p>
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<div class="message_header"><span>Mon Nov 28 2016 08:55:54 AM EST</span> <span>from IGnatius T Foobar </span></div>
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<blockquote><span style="background-color: transparent; color: navy;">Genie, I wish for a universal detonator. I want to be able to push the button and explode anything in the world. </span></blockquote>
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<p>Designated Survivor already beat you to it.</p>
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 "I don't want to set the world on fire.  Just your part of it." 
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 >wish! :)    
  
 Genie, I wish for a universal detonator.  I want to be able to push the button
and explode anything in the world. 
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<p>Disappointing that Simsalapoof does not appear in a google search but does appear in a Bing, yahoo, duckduckgo and dogpile searches.</p>
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 Don't you recognize a 21st Century Genie when one appears??!! Make a wish!
:)  
 I wish we could have a calendar and contact list aswell as a nice notetaking
and todo program built into the text client, and of course console webmail
:) !!?? 
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 I'm guessing it's kind of like a Schmeep for the 21st century. 
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 Hmmm... need to take a closer look at the cars we buy in the future. 
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<p>Wow</p>
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<p>http://www.wallstreet-online.de/nachricht/9086613-samsung-electronics-to-acquire-harman-accelerating-growth-automotive-and-connected-technologies</p>
<p><span style="color: #333333; font-family: verdana, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">HARMAN is the market leader in connected car solutions, with more than 30 million vehicles currently equipped with its connected car and audio systems, including embedded infotainment, telematics, connected safety and security.</span></p>
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<p>It just dawned on me that Samsung should make cars so we could use them to welcome people to Uncensored </p>
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<p>I could, but then I'd have to lock you into a Samsung VR2, where you might blow up....</p>
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<p>Fascinating...  Can you give me an example of such a sims??  </p>
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<p>Clearly, it's a collection of sims that went "poof"!</p>
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<div class="message_header"><span>Mon Nov 14 2016 11:43:32 AM EST</span> <span>from Shazam </span></div>
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<p>I thought someone should say it.  So what is simsalapoof?</p>
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<p>What isn't a simsalapoof?</p>
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<p>I thought someone should say it.  So what is simsalapoof?</p>
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<p>Nope.</p>
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<p>yup</p>
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