Misheard Lyrics

Message #2099371824

Sun, 24 Dec 2023 12:45:58 -0000

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart This Christmas, I give you my lungs Next Christmas, I'll give you my spleen Because I'm an organ donor...

Re: Ding Dong the Witch is Dead...

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 19:02:15 -0000

I feel like you're not hearing this wrong.

Mon May 23 2022 23:29:21 EDT from test2 Subject: Ding Dong the Witch is Dead...

Which ol Bitch, the wicked Bitch... Ding Dong the wicked witch is.....

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead...

Tue, 24 May 2022 03:29:21 -0000

Which ol Bitch, the wicked Bitch... Ding Dong the wicked witch is.....

starts at 2:01

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=r6cnryxwH6A

Message #2099294574

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 04:57:54 -0000

I swear, all the lyrics sheets say "Soy un perdador..."
But I always hear, "Soy no ganador"

Which is the same thing.

Re: Stones

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 21:11:33 -0000

What is a Covid Booster? An innoculation which boosts Covid you get even sicker when you get the virus?

That's not what it's for ... but that is often what it actually does. 😊

Re: Stones

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 00:24:48 -0000

Wouldn't 'they' just go nuts over such a thing..

Re: Stones

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 19:52:12 -0000

> 2022-01-16 23:34 from SunOS-4 >Subject: Stones >Here Comes Your 19th Covid Booster > > > What is a Covid Booster? An innoculation which boosts Covid you get even sicker when you get the virus?

Stones

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 04:34:21 -0000

Here Comes Your 19th Covid Booster

Message #2099274455

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 02:00:24 -0000

There has to be an invisible sun that gets its heat from the real one

Message #2099269805

Sun, 20 Jun 2021 07:03:36 -0000

Tue Jun 15 2021 05:28:11 PM EDT from LoanShark

lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar

Message #2099269444

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 21:28:11 -0000

lock the taskbar, lock the taskbar

Message #2099269359

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 20:38:01 -0000

I'll say I told you so but you just gonna cry You just wanna know those peanut butter pies

Message #2099269353

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 19:19:15 -0000

Wait, that isn't what they say?

Mon Jun 14 2021 08:09:38 AM EDT from zooer

"Lock the cash box, lock the cash box!"

Message #2099269323

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 12:09:38 -0000

"Lock the cash box, lock the cash box!"

Message #4647690

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 18:20:55 -0000

I think we should post both the misheard lyric and the actual lyric.

'and surprise them with an electric eye'

"We can go when we want to
Night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry"

Message #4647683

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 16:56:45 -0000

"Gubabah Bah Laaaa I'm a Pelican".

"Glorified version of a pellet gun".

Pearl Jam

Sat Jan 23 2021 21:38:35 EST from zooer

And surprise 'em with an electric eye....

Message #4647631

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 02:38:35 -0000

And surprise 'em with an electric eye....

Message #4588929

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 21:39:39 -0000

Can we all just agree that Neil Sedaka is far more awesome than Taylor not-so-Swift could ever hope to be?

Message #4587344

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 14:58:47 -0000

We need to post the actual lyrics or the name of the song so it will make more sense.

Message #4587341

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 14:05:20 -0000

Bad (baaaad) blood (bloooood) The Catcher in the Rye... (someone I talked to actually thought that was the real lyrics. oof.)

Message #4558677

Sat, 30 May 2020 15:54:32 -0000

You're the perfect one For me, and you forever will be And I will love you so The wrong way

Message #4513536

Thu, 02 Jan 2020 14:15:49 -0000

and the things I could do with another man....

(It was Elton John so that misheard lyric made sense.)

Message #4512183

Sat, 28 Dec 2019 01:23:21 -0000

He said that it was from when the comets smashed it sooooooow hard.

hmmmmm hmmmm hmmm hmmmm

Message #4511285

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 03:09:08 -0000

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart This Christmas, I give you my spleen Next Christmas, I'll give you my kidney because I'm an organ donor (Not misheard ... but that's how the original *should* have gone.)

Message #4505554

Tue, 03 Dec 2019 04:34:39 -0000

I a stand about a decision I don't care about FBI People livin' in coimpetition All I want is to have a piece of pie..........

Message #4485409

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 14:53:05 -0000

I saw this on some internet picture....

Whoa-ho, we're half way there... whoa-ho lemon on a pear.

Message #4475708

Wed, 14 Aug 2019 12:16:20 -0000

https://stolentweets.tumblr.com/post/182458394726

Message #4468505

Sat, 20 Jul 2019 22:33:33 -0000

Thu Jul 11 2019 18:26:09 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

Whistling tunes we'd piss on the coons in the jungle, its a knockout.

LMAO...

Message #4466094

Thu, 11 Jul 2019 22:26:09 -0000

Whistling tunes we'd piss on the coons in the jungle, its a knockout.

Message #4457819

Sun, 09 Jun 2019 01:53:01 -0000

yes

Message #4457602

Sat, 08 Jun 2019 06:02:02 -0000

Mon Mar 04 2019 08:09:50 EST from zooer @ Uncensored

They don't run like that any more...

Greg Khin?

Message #4456180

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 14:49:20 -0000

Didn't know you / will be gentlemen too / blah blah blah blah / will be gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen blah blah (I guess when I was a kid I thought Master Blaster was a song about being polite or something)

Message #4428005

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 13:09:50 -0000

They don't run like that any more...

Message #4414390

Thu, 17 Jan 2019 02:58:02 -0000

record machine (Juke box)

Message #4370098

Sun, 12 Aug 2018 18:46:58 -0000

"Can't you see me standing here, I've got my back against the rockin' machine..."

(No! It's: "Can't you see me standing here, I've got my back against the wrecking machine...")

((No! It's: ...))

Message #4370097

Sun, 12 Aug 2018 18:46:18 -0000

That 13 year old with the long hair seemed to hate Zeppelin ... maybe he knew that they were just a ripoff of Deep Purple :)

Message #4361321

Thu, 28 Jun 2018 11:42:09 -0000

https://youtu.be/wpdQmMixdTU?t=1m4s

Message #4353632

Thu, 24 May 2018 10:35:03 -0000

Carry a laser down the road we must follow.

Message #4340702

Fri, 16 Mar 2018 04:01:42 -0000

Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? And I don't think I can take it 'cause it took so long to bake it You're gonna make it after all!

Message #4321261

Mon, 20 Nov 2017 20:06:39 -0000

That reads like something the Black Thing from A Wrinkle in Time would say, ha.

Message #4320965

Sat, 18 Nov 2017 15:00:21 -0000

I am here,
you are here,
you are me,
and we are all together.

Message #4317017

Fri, 27 Oct 2017 12:41:42 -0000

The hills are alive, and they want to eat you. (Technically, not misheard, but it would liven the tune significantly).

Message #4292342

Fri, 15 Sep 2017 11:45:56 -0000

?????? ?? ?????

That song always gets me.

Message #4288635

Wed, 23 Aug 2017 00:36:43 -0000

She so high, she so high, she so high,
Cocaine

She don't like, she don't like, she don't like,
cocaine

Message #4285623

Sun, 30 Jul 2017 21:41:28 -0000

You made a mess of my bed Now I gotta put it all back together Piece by piece and over and over And over and over

Message #4285302

Fri, 28 Jul 2017 14:12:52 -0000

[men] Tell me more, tell me more, did she suck on your cock? Tell me more, tell me more, is her face like a rock?

Message #4285012

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 18:33:26 -0000

And vibraphone / I live in fear Sheer chance will draw / You in to here

Message #4183119

Sun, 29 Jan 2017 23:42:20 -0000

...and I peed, like I just got home, and I peed, like I just got home!

Message #3997408

Sun, 10 Jan 2016 15:19:54 -0000

And now the young monsieur and madame have gone to Taco Bell "C'est la vie", say the old folks it goes to show you never can tell

Message #3964798

Sat, 26 Sep 2015 19:52:11 -0000

Are you you for your love?"

Message #3952232

Tue, 28 Jul 2015 21:43:55 -0000

Message #3943935

Fri, 26 Jun 2015 15:55:55 -0000

Message #3943933

Fri, 26 Jun 2015 15:55:37 -0000

Message #3924058

Tue, 12 May 2015 13:25:34 -0000

"..."South African City "

Suffragette City

Message #3916367

Mon, 27 Apr 2015 17:16:49 -0000

In a western town of Denmark
In a West End town, a dead end world|

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/petshopboys/westendgirls.html

Message #3897747

Wed, 25 Mar 2015 04:22:26 -0000

....and I'll try to be your four letter man.

Message #3896842

Mon, 23 Mar 2015 21:32:05 -0000

"Did you ever wrap that thing, Jack?"

Message #3891890

Thu, 12 Mar 2015 02:24:15 -0000

"" -- that's what I heard the last time Billy Joel tried to sing. He doesn't have much of a voice anymore.

Message #3888821

Thu, 05 Mar 2015 16:13:32 -0000

They were all impressed when you hung out your breasts. (They were all impressed with your Halston dress)

Message #3844022

Thu, 11 Dec 2014 13:32:16 -0000

"Bore us with boring Chinese chorus." (For Unto Us A Child Is Born, from Handel's Messiah... honestly misheard on the drive to work this morning).

Message #3793889

Wed, 15 Oct 2014 21:08:00 -0000

No she can't be the one, with the wind, in her hair....

Message #3790711

Thu, 09 Oct 2014 18:11:55 -0000

I'm your penis I'm your bundle of joy...

Message #3790687

Thu, 09 Oct 2014 17:33:55 -0000

Girls on film... Food service film...

Message #3754224

Wed, 13 Aug 2014 00:08:49 -0000

New Jersy matchstick men and you.

Message #3754114

Tue, 12 Aug 2014 15:49:26 -0000

We were up in ways In our dance hall days We were cool on christ When I, you and everyone we knew

Message #3754077

Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:19:09 -0000

I'm stinking in the rain...

Message #3739809

Fri, 18 Jul 2014 19:04:23 -0000

Riders of the porn...

Message #3726367

Fri, 13 Jun 2014 12:41:03 -0000

"All over the world, people just like us, are drinking your blood. If you know what I mean."

Message #3721848

Tue, 03 Jun 2014 18:58:21 -0000

My baby works at Handy Pantry

Message #3582921

Wed, 06 Nov 2013 02:12:06 -0000

Mon Nov 04 2013 10:28:40 PM EST from zooer @ Uncensored

Stewpid citadel web interface on a android.

... like a douche with a roller in the night.

Message #3582035

Tue, 05 Nov 2013 03:28:40 -0000

Message #3581989

Mon, 04 Nov 2013 23:57:52 -0000

"Carry a laser, down the road that I must travel Carry a laser, through the darkness of the night"

Message #3579229

Sat, 02 Nov 2013 19:18:28 -0000

"Carry a laser, down the road that I must travel Carry a laser, through the darkness of the night"

Message #3579228

Sat, 02 Nov 2013 19:17:38 -0000

"Carry a laser, down the road that I must travelCarry a laser, through the darkness of the night"

Message #3579079

Fri, 01 Nov 2013 18:02:04 -0000

>Wish we had another...he's a dying breed. Well yes, his parents did both die of carbon monoxide poisoning, but that's hardly a result of the music.

Message #3553522

Sat, 05 Oct 2013 23:27:01 -0000

Don't surround yourself with yourself Move on back two squares Send an Instant comment to me