Godwin's Lounge

Re: Godwin's Law ... the real one

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 00:45:23 -0000

> I don't know, this sort of reasoning sounds like what I'd expect from >Hitler. That's "Art McHitler" to you, mister. (That's what Tom Icom used to call me. Probably still does, from whatever shithole he's currently languishing in freakish misery from right now.)

Re: Godwin's Law ... the real one

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 02:38:27 -0000

> 2025-04-27 20:48 from IGnatius T Foobar >Subject: Godwin's Law ... the real one > > Godwin's Law states that as a conversation thread gets more intense, >the probability of a person or group getting compared to Hitler and the >nazis approaches 1. > > There are people who have added corollaries, but the corollaries are >wrong. > And the people who created those corollaries are LITERALLY HITLER. > > Here's the correct corollary: the first person to make a Hitler/Nazi >comparison wins. I think that's a lot more fun. > > I don't know, this sort of reasoning sounds like what I'd expect from Hitler. Now I win!

Godwin's Law ... the real one

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:48:25 -0000

Godwin's Law states that as a conversation thread gets more intense, the probability of a person or group getting compared to Hitler and the nazis approaches 1. There are people who have added corollaries, but the corollaries are wrong. And the people who created those corollaries are LITERALLY HITLER. Here's the correct corollary: the first person to make a Hitler/Nazi comparison wins. I think that's a lot more fun.

Message #2099484754

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 13:10:08 -0000

Others were doing that anyway ... and better (Amiga)

Message #2099482102

Fri, 26 Jul 2024 15:45:31 -0000

As a Linux user of some 30 years standing, I'm not the biggest Gates fan, but one thing he did do was to challenge the Wozniac and Jobs attempt to lock WIMP computer systems to Apple.

Message #2099464628

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 03:32:51 -0000

There's a house I pass by on a regular basis that is occupied by people who I feel are 100% Hitler Equivalent. Am I legally allowed to bomb the place out of existence?

Message #2099350245

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 20:14:23 -0000

And he didnt write crap. He is ( was ) a poor coder and had to steal his products.

Thu Jul 13 2023 06:23:08 PM EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

I went full Godwin today on i2p-chat and I'm totally proud of it.

There's an idiot Gates-worshipper over there who thinks that Gates wrote "the most popular operating system on the planet"

After debunking that claim (Linux outnumbers Windows by millions if you include Android) ... I pointed out that Windows is only "popular" in the same sense that getting murdered by the nazis was "popular" among jews during the war.

BAZINGA!

Message #2099350149

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 22:23:08 -0000

I went full Godwin today on i2p-chat and I'm totally proud of it. There's an idiot Gates-worshipper over there who thinks that Gates wrote "the most popular operating system on the planet" After debunking that claim (Linux outnumbers Windows by millions if you include Android) ... I pointed out that Windows is only "popular" in the same sense that getting murdered by the nazis was "popular" among jews during the war. BAZINGA!

Message #2099319383

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 18:46:10 -0000

I hear "Mein Kampf" by A. Hitler is a good source :)

Message #2099319369

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 16:26:41 -0000

I just can't help thinking that we totally didn't learn in the early 80s that the enemy of our enemy is not necessarily our friend. We sure loved Saddam Hussein. And Osama. Now we're getting cozy with Zelenskyy, who probably is an equal scumbucket and will be glad to kiss someone else's ass as soon as the massive flow of US dollars and heavy weapons ceases. I need to read more about the mess that was Ukraine before the war. Anybody got a good source?

Message #2099319293

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 23:01:55 -0000

I realize he's biased too, but saw a recent story from the Tucker guy on the scumbag Zelenskyy and some of the stuff he has done, and is doing. Like banning christian religion.. by force.

As everyone knows i think religion is dumb, but banning it, is wrong.

The more i see about Ukraine, the more pissed i become and the more i wish Putin had just nuked the place. ( at least their leadership, the average citizen, not their fault )

Message #2099319188

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 04:40:17 -0000

I decided to root for Russia the moment it became "the thing" to support Ukraine. Now that the Poop has gotten involved, I'm even more on Russia's side.

Message #2099319170

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 23:28:52 -0000

I didnt mean to say hes a great guy, just seems like a better leader than most of the 'western world' has now. Which is sad.

Message #2099319169

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 23:19:04 -0000

> 2022-12-07 17:24 from Nurb432 >I am not a fan of Putin, even tho he seems to care more about his >people than many leaders, and is actually quite up front on his >intentions.. but with all the fraud and nonsense that Ukraine has >been for decades, i hope he prevails. Be nice to have a "honest" >socialist in charge, and not the money sucking crime mob they have >had. I think Putin cares more for abstract nationalist notions - such as recovering the glory of the URSS - than for the general wellbeing of the Russian subjects. That still places him above most European leaders. He reminds me of other dictators the world has suffered that I file under the category "They were dictators, but were bearable dictators to normal people". Namely, some specific dictator I am thinking about tried very hard not to piss normal people off. You were free to do most of your regular day activities without paperwork and licenses and you were recognized a series of rights on religious grounds. What you didn't have was political freedom, in that you had no right to complain or promote exotic religions. IN practical terms, you were more free under the rule of The Party than under the rule of a modern democracy as long as you didn't critizise the Leader or stepped visibly out of the line.

Message #2099319162

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 22:24:21 -0000

I am not a fan of Putin, even tho he seems to care more about his people than many leaders, and is actually quite up front on his intentions.. but with all the fraud and nonsense that Ukraine has been for decades, i hope he prevails. Be nice to have a "honest" socialist in charge, and not the money sucking crime mob they have had.

Wed Dec 07 2022 04:56:09 PM EST from IGnatius T Foobar

Speaking of genocide ... the politician-masquerading-as-a-theologist "pope" francis has jumped on the Godwin's Law bandwagon, comparing the Russia Russia Russia "war" with Ukraine to the holocaust.

What's the mailing address for the Vatican? I need to send this idiot something he's obviously never seen in his life: a Bible.

Message #2099319161

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 22:21:22 -0000

not enough money in it for them to care.

Message #2099319152

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 21:56:09 -0000

Speaking of genocide ... the politician-masquerading-as-a-theologist "pope" francis has jumped on the Godwin's Law bandwagon, comparing the Russia Russia Russia "war" with Ukraine to the holocaust. What's the mailing address for the Vatican? I need to send this idiot something he's obviously never seen in his life: a Bible.

Message #2099319149

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 21:34:02 -0000

Mao. Mousey dung. Seriously, what's happening to the Uighurs is in fact an ongoing genocide, but The Same People who falsely accuse (((you know who))) of genocide turn a blind eye to it

Thought for the day

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 19:41:54 -0000

Hitler only killed 6 million people. Mao killed 45 million, AND HIS REGIME IS STILL IN POWER. Anyone who is not anti-China, therefore, is objectively 7.5 times worse than Hitler.

Message #2099259556

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 21:14:45 -0000

Well since I now have the authority: Mike Godwin is (or was) a legal advisor for Wikipedia, so he is OBVIOUSLY a nazi.

Message #2099259444

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 00:10:35 -0000

Wed Apr 07 2021 02:06:06 PM EDT from Mike Godwin

I just wanted to reiterate that Godwin's Law does not apply if you are discussing ACTUAL nazis, such as Barack Obama, Bill Gates, etc.

I hereby assign the decision-making on this exclusively to IGnatius T Foobar.

Thanks for the clarification, you anti-gun twat.

We're all gonna make it

Message #2099259397

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 18:06:06 -0000

I just wanted to reiterate that Godwin's Law does not apply if you are discussing ACTUAL nazis, such as Barack Obama, Bill Gates, etc. I hereby assign the decision-making on this exclusively to IGnatius T Foobar.

Message #4671228

Sat, 13 Mar 2021 16:38:45 -0000

lol

True tho.

Tue Sep 24 2019 19:04:17 EDT from zooer

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a6NMp6e_460swp.jpg

Message #4670720

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 08:24:57 -0000

The last one isn't German - and is the result of exposure to the more intense radiation of far northern latitudes for way too long.

And this actually illustrates it. Germans are awesome people, when they're not starting world wars.

But you gotta keep an eye on them, or the get all ambitious.

Tue Sep 24 2019 19:04:17 EDT from zooer

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a6NMp6e_460swp.jpg

That took far too long.

Message #4670551

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 12:43:38 -0000

gorgeous kid!

Message #4670253

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 22:27:57 -0000

Why does Hitler get all the attention? Who do I need to kill to get Mike Godwin to honor me properly!!!

Message #4500289

Wed, 13 Nov 2019 21:09:00 -0000

pffft, don't worry about it, his hair is too long for a skinhead and the warnings on the safety harness are not in German.

Message #4500284

Wed, 13 Nov 2019 20:25:19 -0000

Actually I mean he literally looks like a neo-nazi. Here's his photo.

Message #4499381

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 13:30:43 -0000

According to certain media, it is easy to tell. If he is a white heterosexual male, he is a nazi.

Message #4499209

Sat, 09 Nov 2019 20:09:32 -0000

I think my nephew is a neo-nazi skinhead. Can't be quite sure because he's only about six months old and can't talk or write yet, but he looks like a member of some neo-nazi group.

Message #4496241

Tue, 29 Oct 2019 16:50:31 -0000

HOW DARE THEY!

Message #4496230

Tue, 29 Oct 2019 16:29:45 -0000

I hear she's now making noises about getting off social media because people are being meeeeeeeeeeean to her. Poor baby.

Message #4487696

Thu, 26 Sep 2019 00:13:21 -0000

Nah, punch her handlers and her parents and everyone else that has exploited her in the face those are the people that ruined her childhood.

Message #4487685

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 21:56:56 -0000

And since everyone agrees it's good to punch nazis in the face ... well, Greta, you asked for it.

Message #4487560

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 13:11:34 -0000

That was awesome. Totally got a laugh from me today.

Message #4487385

Tue, 24 Sep 2019 23:04:17 -0000

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a6NMp6e_460swp.jpg

That took far too long.

Message #4485709

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 14:33:37 -0000

Hitler was not so bad. He killed Hitler, after all. You can say I am selfish, but if I could go back in time and kill a single person, I would not go after one of those multi-genocidal historical maniacs. I have a long list of people I want to take revenge on. I would probably start with that kid who broke my set of rulers in school. And mark my words, I would not kill him, but I would try to kill some of his beloved beings and engineer it in such a way that his life was destroyed. Like killing his mother and make it look like he did it. God, my revenge list is so long.

Message #4485461

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 19:12:42 -0000

Obviously there are going to be side effects of any time travel, if it were possible at all. The point here is, if you're going to go back in time to prevent the ascendance of someone responsible for massive wailing-and-gnashing-of-teeth, which of many targets bigger than Hitler would be a better one. There are so many to choose from ... Stalin, Mao, Muhammad, Zuckerberg ... to just default to Hitler seems so uncreative.

Message #4484470

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 23:17:15 -0000

Without Hitler would we have the V2 rocket which led to the Saturn 5 and then to the moon?
If you change history your going to change a lot more than the event you eliminate.

If you kill a person from the past will you be killed or jailed for the crime? Will you ever return to the current time to see the results of your action?

Go back to kill Yeshua of Nazareth.

The priests that molested all those children?

I would say I would go back to 1933 to kill the driver of the car that killed my grandfather, or at least prevent the accident. Chances are if that happened my father would had a different life growing up, wouldn't have met my mother and I wouldn't be born. I will pick the driver of the car that killed my grandfather to kill off.

Message #4484432

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 19:34:36 -0000

It is a common trope that "if you gain access to a time machine, the first thing you do is go back in time and kill Hitler." Would you? I can think of a few historical figures who, if their ascension could have been prevented through the judicious use of a time machine, would be better targets than Hitler. I think I messed up the grammar in that previous sentence, but you get the idea -- who would *you* eliminate from history to make history even better than it would be by preventing Hitler? I have a few in mind but I'll let others go first.

Message #4442772

Mon, 22 Apr 2019 18:49:31 -0000

Hitler *does* love social media. In fact, he's the CEO of the biggest social media company. (Or do you mean the *old* Hitler, the one actually named Hitler?)

Message #4439647

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 18:24:42 -0000

"Hitler Would Have Loved Social Media"

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/race/bob-iger-calls-civil-discourse-warns-hitler-would-have-loved-social-media-1201201

Message #4436211

Mon, 01 Apr 2019 18:08:26 -0000

Oof. A famous nazi named Jorge Mario Bergoglio (you might recognize him by his nazi name, "Pope Francis") is actually comparing his political enemies to Hitler now. I'm Mike Godwin and I do NOT approve of this message.

Message #4433552

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 22:21:11 -0000

Hey folks! Just wanted to remind you that I'm still here, and that everyone is absolutely *encouraged* to make Hitler and Nazi comparisons. I PERSONALLY ENDORSE IT.

Message #4376193

Thu, 13 Sep 2018 13:37:07 -0000

Since he's a lawyer from Massivetwoshits, I'm not surprised to hear that, but do keep in mind that the "...and whoever brought up Hitler has automatically lost the argument" bit was a corollary to Godwin's Law added by someone else later.

Message #4376171

Thu, 13 Sep 2018 12:35:37 -0000

The same Mike Godwin who coined his "law" as a way to shut down anti-gun control arguments.

Message #4369455

Thu, 09 Aug 2018 17:59:33 -0000

How do we know it's the real Godwin and not some lawyer from Wikipedia?

Message #4369299

Wed, 08 Aug 2018 19:44:27 -0000

Y'know the actual Mike Godwin is on twitter now?

Message #4363172

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 17:50:12 -0000

Awfully quiet in here. I suppose both the 20th century Hitler (Adolf) and the 21st century Hitler (Zuck) have been busy in meetings with their boss (Satan).

Message #4342747

Tue, 27 Mar 2018 15:46:07 -0000

I think I'm ok with that. But it has to be done at a time when HitlerGates and HitlerZuckerberg are both on campus.

Message #4342571

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 21:26:50 -0000

> 2018-03-22 15:59 from wizard of aahz >Wait. The logic has me confused. So anyone who did not graduate from >Harvard University is Hitler? Yes and therefore, bomb Harvard. Makes perfect sense.'

Message #4342176

Sat, 24 Mar 2018 13:06:39 -0000

I didn't have a facebook account before it was cool not to have a facebook account.

Message #4342045

Fri, 23 Mar 2018 17:50:33 -0000

See that, zooer actually gets it. So the Venn diagram goes something like this. You start with two circles that look like one circle because one is directly superimposed over the other. One is "people who disagree with me about anything" and the other is "people who are Hitler." Inside those circles are another circle called "People who attended Harvard" and inside that circle is a smaller one called "People who didn't graduate from Harvard". Well inside that circle is a small circle called "ultra-super-mega-Hitler tech barons who need to die slowly and painfully, but immediately."

Message #4342030

Fri, 23 Mar 2018 16:36:13 -0000

What has Gates? The Gates of Hell and Bill Gates.
What shares the Mark of the Devil? Mark Zuckerberg.

Both Hitler and hell contain the letters 'H', 'E' and 'L'

Message #4342023

Fri, 23 Mar 2018 15:40:39 -0000

You're Venn diagram would be two circles.. One with you and a separate one with the rest of the world.

Message #4342020

Fri, 23 Mar 2018 15:22:49 -0000

Do you need a Venn diagram?

Message #4341855

Thu, 22 Mar 2018 22:33:46 -0000

Wait!! Make up your mind. Is it the Harvard graduates that are the new Hitlers or those that didn't graduate from Harvard? Or anyone that went to Harvard or those that didn't go to Harvard. I think I need a map.

Message #4341849

Thu, 22 Mar 2018 22:10:27 -0000

Stop doing that. Gates is mega-Hitler, Zuckerberg is ultra-Hitler, and Harvard produces thousands of new Hitlers each year. The place is a nazi factory.

Message #4341809

Thu, 22 Mar 2018 19:59:12 -0000

Wait. The logic has me confused. So anyone who did not graduate from Harvard University is Hitler?

Message #4341781

Thu, 22 Mar 2018 18:46:52 -0000

Speaking of Hitler: * Bill Gates, who was almost as bad as Hitler, never graduated from Harvard University. * Mark Zuckerberg, who is several orders of magnitude worse than Hitler, never graduated from Harvard University. * You know who else never graduated from Harvard? HITLER HIMSELF! Therefore, Harvard University == Hitlervard University, and the entire campus should be bombed out of existence, preferably during a time when the buildings are jam-packed full of socialists.

Message #4341126

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 18:15:55 -0000

How... Darwinian.

Message #4341122

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 18:11:11 -0000

With relish.

Message #4340815

Fri, 16 Mar 2018 20:23:08 -0000

(conversation from some time in the early 2000's) IG: "I hope the Russians love their children too." Ragnar: "I heard the Russians eat their children."

Message #4340669

Thu, 15 Mar 2018 22:07:45 -0000

Funny - someone said to me last week that I was a Russian bot, and was to be reported to the appropraite authorities.

Message #4340647

Thu, 15 Mar 2018 19:40:34 -0000

The supremacy of Der Führer as the universal target of Internet analogies is threatened.

In flame wars around the depths of the intertubes, it's less customary than it used to be to compare people to Hitler.

Seems now the game is "accuse your opponent of being a Russian bot before they accuse you of being a Russian bot."

Message #4294998

Fri, 22 Sep 2017 14:00:12 -0000

“It almost sounded like Hitler talking”

'almost'

http://www.ocregister.com/2017/09/21/end-of-world-prediction-interrupts-tv-broadcasts-in-orange-county/

Message #4199822

Mon, 20 Feb 2017 22:57:00 -0000

Something like that. The "analog analogue" (damn I'm clever) to Godwin's Law states that in any analog telephone conversation, the probability that the telephone handset is owned by Hitler approaches 1.

Message #4199805

Mon, 20 Feb 2017 21:10:47 -0000

To see all the phone calls can you check the ana.log file?

Message #4199765

Mon, 20 Feb 2017 18:56:01 -0000

Windows ME, backported from VMS.

Message #4199701

Mon, 20 Feb 2017 16:12:22 -0000

Speaking of people who are almost as evil as Mark Zuckerberg: [ http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/02/20/hitlers-phone-sells-240000/ ] Apparently the telephone set which sat on Adolf Hitler's desk and which he used during the last two years of World War II has gone on auction, and Ben Affleck bought it for $240,000. I wonder what operating system it runs.

Message #4188372

Mon, 06 Feb 2017 16:36:30 -0000

But it can be done. The gay community defused "queer" and even took ownership of it. I think that to a certain extent there are people who *want* certain words to have that kind of power. And as long as they do, we're not on the road to unity. We can go in one of two directions with "Hitler" (and "fascist") ... we can give those words power, or we can desensitize everyone to them. Oh, and I fully support the removal of Antifa from the streets using Tiananmen Square style tactics.

Message #4188363

Mon, 06 Feb 2017 16:20:28 -0000

Richard Pryor and others tried to do that with nigger in the '78s. Unfortunately, it just became another racial dividing line. Who is ALLOWED to use a word like nigger. (Or worse, trying to differentiate between nigger and nigga.)

Message #4188358

Mon, 06 Feb 2017 16:02:33 -0000

I'm Mike Godwin and I approve this message.

Message #4188357

Mon, 06 Feb 2017 16:01:50 -0000

One important aspect of the Godwin's Lounge concept (aside from the fact that it's really fucking funny) is that we're pointing out the absurdity of Hitler comparisons by simply taking it over-the-top and overdoing it so much that it takes all of the power out of the comparison. We're very much getting there, I think. As I've said before, it's important not to give undue power to words. Think about it. Words like "fuck" or "shit" will get you some unapproving glances in polite company, but "nigger" will get you dragged into the HR office. Why? Because someone decided to create a taboo, and it gave the word undue power. "Hitler" (and "fascist") are not there yet, and people have been using those words forever to try to make some sort of shock-attention point. That's why I'm proud to use Hitler comparisons in such a ridiculously frivolous way. Desensitize everyone to it, and it loses its oomph, loses its power. Anyone who disagrees with me on this is 100% Hitler Equvalent (tm) and I can say so with the support of Mike Godwin himself.

Message #4186667

Sat, 04 Feb 2017 13:34:42 -0000

*dayly

Message #4186666

Sat, 04 Feb 2017 13:34:07 -0000

But everyone who does not agree with him is, as we are reminded here on a day basis.

Message #4186534

Sat, 04 Feb 2017 01:53:24 -0000

Trump is not Hitler (From Scott Adam's blog)
https://regiehammblog.wordpress.com/2017/02/01/this-hitler-nonsense/

Message #4185229

Thu, 02 Feb 2017 18:45:37 -0000

Funny. Mike Godwin (and I assume it *must* be the real Mike Godwin because the avatar is his photo, and his name is spelled correctly) is trolling the shit out of people in the comments section at Mother Jones, comparing them all to Hitler AND THEY DON'T GET IT.

Message #4184099

Tue, 31 Jan 2017 03:09:49 -0000

... you beat them and they never learn.

Message #4184035

Tue, 31 Jan 2017 00:42:34 -0000

Flogging the protesters is moronic...

Message #4184010

Mon, 30 Jan 2017 23:45:09 -0000

Good add!

Message #4183551

Mon, 30 Jan 2017 18:47:13 -0000

An entry on Scott Adams' blog called "Be Careful What You Wish For (especially if it is Hitler)" inspired me to start reading his blog regularly, and that means it's now carried as a hidden room here on Uncensored if anyone else is interested. The room is called: " Scott Adams Blog " (oddly enough) He has some very good observations about current affairs, mainly because he looks at them with the eye of a business analyst rather than as a political analyst. But only I, fully authorized by Mike Godwin himself, am allowed to decide whether someone is 100% Hitler Equivalent (tm).

Message #4181858

Thu, 26 Jan 2017 20:24:13 -0000

That's right. We all lost.

Message #4181821

Thu, 26 Jan 2017 18:45:29 -0000

You know who else won the popular vote? HITLER!

Message #4150441

Sun, 18 Dec 2016 03:37:13 -0000

Social Justice Warrior political spectrum chart.

Message #4149257

Thu, 15 Dec 2016 16:12:40 -0000

Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, both names are thirteen characters long and both names are spelled with letters of the alphabet!

Message #4149189

Thu, 15 Dec 2016 14:37:48 -0000

Ok I give up ... can't argue with that. It's undeniable.

Message #4146770

Sat, 10 Dec 2016 00:01:32 -0000

AHHHHHHH-HAAA!

Re: Best Hitler video EVAR!!!!!1

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 16:17:45 -0000

FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!! FEGELEIN!!!

Message #4125973

Mon, 10 Oct 2016 21:53:19 -0000

Best Hitler video EVAR!!!!!1

Fri, 07 Oct 2016 01:50:17 -0000

omg ... I was literally ROTFL (yes, literally).

"Hitler Works at McDonald's"

https://youtu.be/jKqxJ6Z8tyI

Message #4037670

Thu, 24 Mar 2016 15:47:24 -0000

And to think, when I was a kid we only had the boring versions of Golden Books, with sesame street and disney characters.

(Although I've got to say, "The Monster At The End Of This Book" remains my all-time favorite, even though it didn't have Hitler in it.)

Message #4024946

Sat, 12 Mar 2016 14:58:40 -0000

There is a series of these books, "Everyone I dislike is a racist.", and "Everyone I hate is a hater" are also available.

Message #4024913

Sat, 12 Mar 2016 13:46:37 -0000

(If you're on the text client and didn't see the graphic, go to http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Godwin%27s%20Lounge?start_reading_at=4024912#4024912 )

Message #4024912

Sat, 12 Mar 2016 13:45:56 -0000

Here we go ... an illustrated guide to the election year, for kids!

Message #3993457

Tue, 29 Dec 2015 16:02:14 -0000

I got kicked off Facebook. Damn nazis.

Message #3993027

Mon, 28 Dec 2015 03:44:42 -0000

Mein Kampf will be back on sale in Germany.... that is just like Hitler.

Message #3961762

Fri, 11 Sep 2015 16:45:05 -0000

Sanders and Trump are definitely two sides of the same coin, much in the same way Jeb Hitler Bush and Hitlery Hitler Clinton are two sides of the same coin. I'll take the loudmouth coin over the establishment coin any day. But it's true, you can't spell NAZI without using the (translated) words "National Socialist" (And you can't spell Rosie O'Donnell without using the word "CUNT")

Message #3961640

Fri, 11 Sep 2015 00:53:24 -0000

The both have crazy hair and talk funny. Sanders/Trump 2016! Piss off both sides with one ticket.

Message #3961591

Thu, 10 Sep 2015 17:32:22 -0000

Even socialists are calling him an, umm, national socialist! https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2015/07/01/sand-j01.html

Message #3961587

Thu, 10 Sep 2015 17:26:54 -0000

OK, fuck CNN. How about Reason instead? https://reason.com/blog/2015/08/13/donald-trump-and-bernie-sanders-two-piss Transitive property of equality: Trump=Sanders=Hitler.

Message #3961584

Thu, 10 Sep 2015 17:18:05 -0000

Well, why not? http://www.nationalreview.com/article/421369/bernie-sanders-national-socialism I'll leave the comparisons to Trump for CNN. Comparisons to *Hitler* are for here.

Message #3936783

Wed, 03 Jun 2015 20:46:34 -0000

I doubt we'll find common ground on that ... unless you have a "red letter magisterium" :)

Message #3936586

Wed, 03 Jun 2015 17:00:35 -0000

Sacred Scripture is but one of the three foundations of the Church, the other two being Tradition and the Magisterium. Seek your answer in the latter of those two and you will find your error(s).

Message #3935757

Mon, 01 Jun 2015 18:57:26 -0000

> Salvation being the reward of spending eternity in the Presence of >Almighty God, is the end result of living a good and proper life in >accordance with God's Word. With all due respect ... NOPE. "For by grace ye are saved through faith; and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast." [Ephesians 2:8-9]

Message #3932256

Fri, 29 May 2015 10:57:03 -0000

Message #3932100

Thu, 28 May 2015 15:39:51 -0000

Salvation being the reward of spending eternity in the Presence of Almighty God, is the end result of living a good and proper life in accordance with God's Word. Period. It is not some "thing" which you "get" and therein shout "I am saved." You will not receive Salvation until the Judge determines you've earned it. And you earn it through the grace of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. And the Judgment requires your presence before God - sorry but you have to pass through the "barrier" of Death first. Thank Adan/Eve for that.

Message #3929203

Thu, 28 May 2015 01:26:10 -0000

Message #3929084

Wed, 27 May 2015 20:16:37 -0000

All right, that's enough. Effective immediately, I am officially declaring myself the new Pope. And let's not stop there; I am also officially declaring myself the new Caliph. So now I have a flock of about 3 billion, and I am instructing them all to CUT THE CRAP ALREADY.

Message #3928805

Wed, 27 May 2015 02:54:19 -0000

Message #3928680

Tue, 26 May 2015 20:28:47 -0000

yes, its about giving, but quantities are pretty clear.

many of the riches the katholic church has nowadays originates in that sort of giving.

Message #3928668

Tue, 26 May 2015 19:27:33 -0000

Giving [some|all] of what you have to the poor is encouraged in the Bible. Having [some|all] of what you have *forcibly stolen* from you, and given (ostensibly) to the poor, may be found in Robin Hood and in the Communist Manifesto, but *not* in the Bible. And from a political viewpoint, it is frequently observed by anyone paying attention, and ignored by the communist/socialist media, that conservatives consistently perform more charitable giving than liberals. From a religious viewpoint, I need to point out that good works are the *result* of salvation, not the cause. Not the exclusive result, of course, as it's easy to observe non-Christians (whether Comrade Frank is included among that group is left as an exercise for the reader) performing good works. Anyway, the real objective was to get Mom all bent out of shape ... mission accomplished. Unfortunately, however, Godwin-trolling is not as satisfying when the mark is not familiar with the glorious history of people being compared to Adolf Hitler in online discussions. And of course when you are physically present in a room with your own mother, it is difficult to masquerade as Mike Godwin.

Message #3928656

Tue, 26 May 2015 18:22:53 -0000

have you ever read a fair chunk of the bible? there is quiet a lot in there talking about not having private property - or at least giving away half of what you own and so forth.

Message #3928651

Tue, 26 May 2015 18:08:48 -0000

> > Seriously, if the Catholic Church wants to be taken seriously as a >legitimate Christian denomination, they need to axe that idiot as soon >as possible. > The "political side" of me agrees with you completely and enthusiastically. The "religion side" of me, however, is not entirely sure. Pope Frank is really uttering too many Christ-like statements. As someone observed a few days ago (elsewhere), if you remove "the poor" from the New Testament, particularly the Synoptic Gospels, you really have precious little left.

Message #3928312

Tue, 26 May 2015 16:17:00 -0000

Well I started by calling him a communist (which he is, almost unapologetically). My mother attempted to retort that by pointing out that when he speaks, lots of people are eager to listen to him. At that point I was almost obligated to make a Godwinian comparison to Hitler. Seriously, if the Catholic Church wants to be taken seriously as a legitimate Christian denomination, they need to axe that idiot as soon as possible.

Message #3928253

Tue, 26 May 2015 09:49:27 -0000

how did you do that?

so far I only knew they "bought" the church by making the state collect the income for the church as church tax in germany...

Message #3928221

Tue, 26 May 2015 01:22:29 -0000

>the gray side (google). Never did figure out what the hell that was

Message #3928199

Mon, 25 May 2015 21:55:58 -0000

My mother got upset because I compared the Pope to Adolf Hitler. << beams with pride >>

Message #3851196

Tue, 23 Dec 2014 05:04:57 -0000

ah, never courted by the dark side. I have only been called on by the gray side (google). Never did figure out what the hell that was about.

Message #3847881

Fri, 19 Dec 2014 21:35:03 -0000

>/keep/ your friends /close/ but /your enemies closer./ Is that why Microsoft keeps trying to hire me?

Message #3838174

Thu, 04 Dec 2014 05:44:56 -0000

keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

Message #3837119

Wed, 03 Dec 2014 16:35:49 -0000

> 2014-11-19 19:40 from IGnatius T Foobar > > If the Clintons can stay together after all the shenanigans they've >been through, the Obamas should be able to do the same. > > Remember ... they hate America, not each other. > Yes. Indeed. A textbook example of "united by a common enemy."

Message #3837068

Wed, 03 Dec 2014 13:36:28 -0000

Nazis with faabulous fashion sense.

Message #3836749

Wed, 03 Dec 2014 03:27:10 -0000

You are all nazi's

Message #3824965

Thu, 20 Nov 2014 00:40:29 -0000

If the Clintons can stay together after all the shenanigans they've been through, the Obamas should be able to do the same. Remember ... they hate America, not each other.

Message #3819637

Fri, 14 Nov 2014 21:21:35 -0000

"Gross Glueck und Heil Lacht' nun dem Rhein! Da Hagen, der Grimme So lustig mag' sein!" Goetterdaemmerung (Zweite Aufzug)

Message #3819625

Fri, 14 Nov 2014 20:27:03 -0000

Message #3819001

Fri, 14 Nov 2014 03:57:21 -0000

> 2013-10-31 14:12 from IGnatius T Foobar > > Y'know, it's not entirely true that Obama and Hitler are exactly >alike. > > Hitler had a good looking wife. > There's another difference but only time will tell if I'm correct. Hitler died married to his first and only wife.

Message #3578430

Thu, 31 Oct 2013 20:45:14 -0000

Sorry, any problem you may have with that comment is George Bush's fault. (Actually, it's my mom's fault.)

Message #3578260

Thu, 31 Oct 2013 19:01:07 -0000

Message #3578247

Thu, 31 Oct 2013 18:12:54 -0000

Y'know, it's not entirely true that Obama and Hitler are exactly alike. Hitler had a good looking wife.

Message #3573443

Fri, 25 Oct 2013 05:27:19 -0000

It is more than rumor that Hitler had a Jewish grandmother.

Message #3573432

Fri, 25 Oct 2013 04:23:18 -0000

foo foo?

Hitler, did not enjoy the company of Jews. Oops, I need to leave now.

Message #3573424

Fri, 25 Oct 2013 03:51:59 -0000

bar bar

Message #3573284

Fri, 25 Oct 2013 03:40:39 -0000

Naaaaaah naaaaaaaah naaaaaaah naaaaah

hey hey hey

Message #3573283

Fri, 25 Oct 2013 03:39:55 -0000

Mmmmmmm mmmmmmm.

Message #3573278

Fri, 25 Oct 2013 02:55:54 -0000

Mmmmmmm... jars...

Message #3572913

Thu, 24 Oct 2013 17:25:37 -0000

Message #3572896

Thu, 24 Oct 2013 15:48:20 -0000

mmm....brains....

Message #3572200

Thu, 24 Oct 2013 00:39:33 -0000

Untrue! His brain is still alive inside a jar.

Message #3572133

Wed, 23 Oct 2013 15:37:31 -0000

> I lack the digestive problems. > The drugs and the vegetarian diet did Hitler in.

Message #3571596

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 18:29:24 -0000

Tue Oct 22 2013 11:09:28 AM EDT from fleeb

Oct 21 2013 5:20pm from Hitler
You guys are just like me.

I lack the digestive problems.

And I try not to knowingly ingest poison (gmo arguments aside).

Message #3571371

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 15:09:28 -0000

> Oct 21 2013 5:20pm from Hitler >You guys are just like me. I lack the digestive problems.

Message #3570876

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 00:32:21 -0000

Mon Oct 21 2013 12:25:36 EDT from LoanShark

I have no idea what you just said. McCandless, a hobo who went by the name "Alexander Supertramp" and died in an attempt to live off the land in Alaska, was the subject of the Jon Krakauer book, "Into The Wild", and the film of the same name.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104299/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_23

Message #3570852

Mon, 21 Oct 2013 21:20:51 -0000

You guys are just like me.

Message #3570241

Mon, 21 Oct 2013 16:25:36 -0000

I have no idea what you just said. McCandless, a hobo who went by the name "Alexander Supertramp" and died in an attempt to live off the land in Alaska, was the subject of the Jon Krakauer book, "Into The Wild", and the film of the same name.

Message #3568609

Sat, 19 Oct 2013 20:25:43 -0000

MCCANDLESS? wasn't that the guy making mc furlong the free jack?

Message #3568520

Sat, 19 Oct 2013 02:26:23 -0000

NAZI HUMAN EXPERIMENTS SOLVE THE DEATH OF CHRISTOPHER MCCANDLESS (If anyone still believes anything that Krakauer writes, after his slanted piece on Everest) http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2013/09/how-chris-mccandless-died.html

Message #3566334

Wed, 16 Oct 2013 19:21:25 -0000

http://xkcd.com/261/

Message #3562376

Thu, 10 Oct 2013 14:41:35 -0000

Message #3562373

Thu, 10 Oct 2013 13:56:12 -0000

Hitler *runs* wikipedia. And I'm wondering whether we need to distinguish Mike Godwin, Enforcer Of Godwin's Law from Mike Godwin, That Guy Who Used To Be Legal Counsel For Wikipedia, and from Godwin, the guy on Duck Dynasty.

Message #3551130

Thu, 03 Oct 2013 04:28:50 -0000

Wed Oct 02 2013 09:33:39 PM EDT from LoanShark

Come on, say what you mean: they're unemployed stoners, who think they're the smartest guy in the room.

Hilter likes wikipedia, but he hates good footnotes!

Message #3551114

Thu, 03 Oct 2013 01:33:39 -0000

Come on, say what you mean: they're unemployed stoners, who think they're the smartest guy in the room.

Message #3551107

Thu, 03 Oct 2013 00:44:06 -0000

Wikipedophilia is completely unreliable for any topic on which there may be multiple differing views. The content which shows up reflects the bias of whoever plays the edit-war game the best -- or on high profile topics, tyranny of the majority takes hold -- and on Wikipedophilia, most contributors are intellectual, not smart.

Message #3550271

Wed, 02 Oct 2013 00:51:08 -0000

Scha-wiing! Battah, battah, battah....

Message #3550242

Tue, 01 Oct 2013 21:18:07 -0000

It's a lovely starting place, however, just as critiquing a side-issue is a wonderful way to avoid substance.

Message #3550238

Tue, 01 Oct 2013 20:48:42 -0000

> Oct 1 2013 10:42am from Sig >Well, keep studying, I guess. I hope no lawyer ever takes you up on that, for their sake. > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frivolous_litigation > > Pardon the observation, but I would ****never**** use wikipedia for **any** research source in a legal matter (or just about any other matter). There are just too many **real** legal research tools available in today's connected world. WikiWhatever is absolutely not one of them.

Message #3550110

Tue, 01 Oct 2013 20:17:52 -0000

> Are we talking about the shutdown again? I'm confused. No. Local politics. I don't really want to get into the whole background.

Message #3550031

Tue, 01 Oct 2013 14:43:15 -0000

> No, unfortunately many of my friends are negative impacted by two-bit >pissing contests that shouldn't really concern them. Are we talking about the shutdown again? I'm confused.

Message #3550030

Tue, 01 Oct 2013 14:42:16 -0000

Well, keep studying, I guess. I hope no lawyer ever takes you up on that, for their sake. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frivolous_litigation

Message #3549861

Tue, 01 Oct 2013 10:03:49 -0000

> Sep 29 2013 12:45pm from Sig >So threatening frivolous litigation to force private parties to allow >you a platform for your opinions is appropriate, in your mind? I learn >something new every day. > > The Law and the Court Systems that support the Law are Life Tools like anything else. If you know how to use them, you can do that to your advantage. If not, "sucks to be you."

Message #3549660

Mon, 30 Sep 2013 22:55:32 -0000

Come and see the violence inherent in the system? No, unfortunately many of my friends are negative impacted by two-bit pissing contests that shouldn't really concern them.

Message #3549519

Mon, 30 Sep 2013 22:06:47 -0000

Message #3549506

Mon, 30 Sep 2013 21:23:51 -0000

> Sep 29 2013 10:31am from zooer >All politics are local loanshark! Or so I was told. Scale matters in my book. When you're a town of a couple thousand people, and people start to get a pretty good idea of who supports what, and some of the policies have been deemed repugnant and illegitimate by a vocal minority, then, you have a recipe for a real toxic waste dump of vile sludge... violence (or at least targeted vandalism) tends to ensue. Fairly glad I don't actually *live* in the town in question -- it's only my playground...

Message #3549176

Mon, 30 Sep 2013 18:53:54 -0000

Message #3549171

Mon, 30 Sep 2013 18:40:05 -0000

Reminds me of the time a child molester threatened to sue me and take my domain name away by legal force.

Message #3547155

Sun, 29 Sep 2013 16:45:33 -0000

So threatening frivolous litigation to force private parties to allow you a platform for your opinions is appropriate, in your mind? I learn something new every day.

Message #3546833

Sun, 29 Sep 2013 14:31:04 -0000

Message #3546658

Sun, 29 Sep 2013 10:51:25 -0000

> > I'm confused. How is their limiting opinions on their own site >(odious as that might be) limiting your right to free speech? > > Irrelevant. They pissed me off; I wanted them to fuck off; I threatened massively expensive litigation; they would need a lawyer, and I would **not**; they went away; I ended up very pleased. "Das Ende."

Message #3546615

Sun, 29 Sep 2013 01:53:39 -0000

Ooh! On my other forums, that level was known as "Pooh-Bah" or "Carpal Tunnel." I reached that level after about 10 years, then got myself banned, on purpose... long story involving local politics. Local politics are far more toxic than

Message #3546578

Sat, 28 Sep 2013 20:58:29 -0000

I questioned that also Sig, it is their site. I do see a lot of anti-liberal, anti-Obama messages.

Message #3546559

Sat, 28 Sep 2013 16:42:30 -0000

> I very politely (for me) told them to shove THAT up their ass, and if >they tried ANYTHING to limit my right to free speech I would happily >follow that up with litigation in the federal court seeking injunctive >relief or as the alternative a court order shutting down their web >site. I'm confused. How is their limiting opinions on their own site (odious as that might be) limiting your right to free speech?

Message #3546549

Sat, 28 Sep 2013 14:24:27 -0000

During the 2012 presidential campaign I repeatedly voiced my obviously conservative beliefs and positions on the various GasBuddy posting topics. I received a 'notice' from the GasBuddy "administrators" to cease and desist. I very politely (for me) told them to shove THAT up their ass, and if they tried ANYTHING to limit my right to free speech I would happily follow that up with litigation in the federal court seeking injunctive relief or as the alternative a court order shutting down their web site. Last time they EVER said ANYTHING about my postings, which continued without interruption.

Message #3545888

Fri, 27 Sep 2013 03:45:30 -0000

Thu Sep 26 2013 10:44:45 PM EDT from zooer

Are they from Illinois? Because I hate Illinois Nazi-like socialists.

You must not defame Dear Father. Wait, I might need to make another room to continue this. No, I misspoke. You must not defame der Führer.

Message #3545877

Fri, 27 Sep 2013 02:44:45 -0000

Message #3545871

Fri, 27 Sep 2013 02:17:17 -0000

The people who run gasbuddy.com are Nazi-like socialists. Hitler would have been proud of them.

Message #3545843

Thu, 26 Sep 2013 21:21:17 -0000

I was over at gasbuddy.com and reading the forum rules. I saw rule #7: 7. Hitler doesn’t post here, so there is no good reason to bring him up, except in a strict historical context. To