Caption This!

Re: What's the Song?

Sat, 22 Nov 2025 04:50:47 -0000

I always wish I could just "like" a post or post a GIF in response.

Message #2099376593

Sat, 02 Mar 2024 23:34:48 -0000

SUDO make me a sandwich.

Message #2099376568

Sat, 02 Mar 2024 18:31:45 -0000

"Why yes ... I will make you a sandwich."

Message #2099376206

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 12:26:14 -0000

I was thinking something like "here is diner, you will eat it. do not disappoint me"

Message #2099376190

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 03:23:19 -0000

John Spartan approves

Message #2099376185

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 00:26:12 -0000

Morticia preparing rat and cheese sandwiches

Message #2099376179

Sun, 25 Feb 2024 23:51:15 -0000

Message #2099352898

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 12:29:23 -0000

After eating the sleeping humans, Gus thought about his life choices and wondered whether asking them to help him move out of this damn swamp might have been a better idea.

Message #2099352566

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 11:29:23 -0000

Mine.

Message #2099352540

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 05:41:25 -0000

Gator on a bedboat.

Message #2099352535

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 02:12:38 -0000

Arrrrgh! Lets try this yet again. Hopefully I'll get it right this time.

Caption this:

Message #2099352534

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 02:09:43 -0000

Sigh, lets try that again.

Caption this:

https://i.ibb.co/FDG30bg/gator.jpg

Message #2099352533

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 02:06:52 -0000

Re: What's the Song?

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 13:28:22 -0000

Hey, it takes a lot for me to see a squirrel and not invoke the "Squirrels In My Pants" song

Re: What's the Song?

Sat, 04 Mar 2023 21:32:32 -0000

lol

Re: What's the Song?

Sat, 04 Mar 2023 17:12:14 -0000

♫♫ "Fat bottomed squirrels you make the rockin' world go 'round!" ♫♫

What's the Song?

Sat, 18 Feb 2023 07:38:01 -0000

Caption this

- Tumblefluff the Squirrel

Re: Caption this!

Sat, 18 Feb 2023 07:36:10 -0000

Thu Dec 27 2018 10:59:52 AM EST from IGnatius T Foobar Subject: Caption this!

Caption this!

When the government tries to do something to help the people... or more aptly PRETENDS to try to do something...

- Tumblefluff the Squirrel

Message #2099264085

Sat, 08 May 2021 17:36:17 -0000

Joe Xiden auditions for the remake of The Three Stooges.

Message #4669352

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 19:36:27 -0000

"♪♪ Head... shoulders, knees and toes! ♪♪"

Wed Feb 24 2021 10:59:31 EST from zooer

shorturl.at/gpDS7

Message #4669215

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 15:59:31 -0000

shorturl.at/gpDS7

Where is your eye Joe? Goooood boy!

Message #4636217

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 19:34:51 -0000

"We did it! Papa Satan is going to be so proud of us both!"

Message #4629098

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:08:22 -0000

And a link for you text people. https://ibb.co/yXZBfMR

Message #4629097

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:07:50 -0000

Pope: Joe, me and the local priests got a motel room full of adolescent boys, but we got a few girls for you.

Joe: Wash their hair first.

Message #4467663

Wed, 17 Jul 2019 23:18:20 -0000

"Close your mouth. You're blinding me with your teeth."

Message #4458875

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 14:07:12 -0000

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D80eIKwUEAAIy1L.png

Oh wow a bar exam... I didn't have to do that when I was a bar tender.

Re: Caption this!

Mon, 10 Jun 2019 14:23:33 -0000

"I can count to ten. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10. See my fingers? That's how high I can count. When I do the vamp section of 'Hey Jude' and it goes on for an hour, it's because I lost count of how many times we did it."

Re: Caption this!

Wed, 01 May 2019 23:50:11 -0000

https://metalheadzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/paul-mccartney-the-beatles.jpg

Ohhh John, you gotta meet that girl Ono, she's got HUGE tracts of land.

Re: Caption this!

Fri, 08 Feb 2019 22:44:05 -0000

"Kinder: why settle for neo-nazis when you can have real nazis?"

Re: Caption this!

Sat, 12 Jan 2019 22:25:13 -0000

https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/fa55773e78d886a9c7b4602412ae6635

Re: Caption this!

Thu, 27 Dec 2018 16:02:32 -0000

(If you can't see the image go to https://tinyurl.com/yb3hm67v )

Caption this!

Thu, 27 Dec 2018 15:59:52 -0000

Caption this!

Re: Caption this!

Wed, 10 Jan 2018 18:27:20 -0000

"They are not dolls they are action figures!!!!!"

Re: Caption this!

Sat, 06 Jan 2018 23:56:04 -0000

"Sometimes Big Jim would park his camper in a remote area, throw in an Air Supply 8-track, and replay in his mind where it all went wrong."

Caption this!

Sat, 06 Jan 2018 23:55:36 -0000

[ if you can't see the image ... http://tinyurl.com/y7vbuuyp ]

Re: Caption this!

Fri, 17 Nov 2017 22:02:00 -0000

They're missing a few. #epicfail

Re: Caption this!

Wed, 15 Nov 2017 11:42:51 -0000

With plastic and diversity, we can conquer the world.

Re: Caption this!

Tue, 14 Nov 2017 20:34:19 -0000

"We gave smartphones and tablets to these 1970's college students. What happened next will shock you!"

Caption this!

Tue, 14 Nov 2017 20:33:45 -0000

Message #4297702

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 13:48:26 -0000

"I want one in my living room, one in my bedroom, and a small waterproof one for my bathtub. Can you have those installed by tomorrow, otherwise I'll have you killed? Great!"

Message #4293534

Wed, 20 Sep 2017 15:39:31 -0000

[IMAGE]

Message #4266254

Tue, 02 May 2017 01:50:39 -0000

"Google Glass is finally cool now that LEGO is making them!"

Message #4265953

Mon, 01 May 2017 02:22:47 -0000

a broken nose ?

Message #4265341

Fri, 28 Apr 2017 12:17:12 -0000

Caption this: [.]-[.] | \_/

Message #4133131

Wed, 02 Nov 2016 12:48:07 -0000

I am the bread man. Goo goo goo joob! *cue the weird backwards-masked violins*

Re: Caption This!

Tue, 01 Nov 2016 18:45:43 -0000

( text client? go to http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Caption%20This!?start_reading_at=4132702 )

Caption This!

Tue, 01 Nov 2016 18:40:14 -0000

Message #4103812

Thu, 18 Aug 2016 18:52:00 -0000

"My brain is thiiiiis big. It's terrible, I tell you. Terrible!"

Message #4052208

Thu, 14 Apr 2016 21:26:59 -0000

Whats Trumpf doing in Austria? I thought he was running for president of the us of a?

Message #4051304

Tue, 12 Apr 2016 15:35:32 -0000

Not so much a caption but a photoshop

Message #4048923

Thu, 07 Apr 2016 14:14:12 -0000

"Check it out -- whitey has dandruff"

Message #4046860

Tue, 05 Apr 2016 05:53:52 -0000

Wed Mar 30 2016 05:18:04 PM EDT from zooer

Can't touch this.

Message #4046859

Tue, 05 Apr 2016 05:52:59 -0000

Fri Apr 01 2016 11:37:17 AM EDT from zooer

In living color.

Message #4042897

Fri, 01 Apr 2016 15:37:17 -0000

Relax, I printed with our home printing press we have in the basement.

Message #4041431

Wed, 30 Mar 2016 21:18:04 -0000

Message #4023654

Thu, 10 Mar 2016 01:36:31 -0000

"Ma'am, I'm afraid I have to give you this ticket for having five bars in a three bar zone."

Message #4019897

Tue, 01 Mar 2016 15:12:16 -0000

It is time to put down the cell phone.

Message #4011235

Wed, 10 Feb 2016 18:52:17 -0000

"That's a photo of your daughter? Yeah, send her over to my room around 10pm, the hildabeest will be out campaigning tonight."

Message #4010831

Tue, 09 Feb 2016 17:13:29 -0000

Bill "See? I told ya, she soulless, without her special makeup she doesn't appear on film."

Message #3972798

Mon, 26 Oct 2015 11:30:34 -0000

You won't be laughing long, mommie, after I put this Ceti eel in your ear.

Re: Caption This!

Sat, 24 Oct 2015 14:55:42 -0000

"Mommy, look! I can fix your slipped disk with my pink Barbie scalpel and some scotch tape!"

Re: Caption This!

Sat, 24 Oct 2015 14:54:45 -0000

[ If you can't see the photo go to http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Caption%20This!?start_reading_at=3972207#3972207 ]

Caption This!

Sat, 24 Oct 2015 14:54:28 -0000

Re: Caption this!

Thu, 27 Aug 2015 12:04:10 -0000

Why Jeb? Why not? He's multi-racial! His family is half Mexican, his hands are half African, his brain is half missing!

Message #3957251

Sun, 23 Aug 2015 20:42:34 -0000

Re: Caption this!

Sun, 23 Aug 2015 14:30:41 -0000

(text client? go to http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Caption%20This!?start_reading_at=3957206#3957206 )

Caption this!

Sun, 23 Aug 2015 14:30:17 -0000

Look at the image closely before captioning.

Message #3943682

Thu, 25 Jun 2015 00:45:49 -0000

Freddy Mercury?

Message #3923929

Mon, 11 May 2015 19:09:43 -0000

Message #3923915

Mon, 11 May 2015 17:18:50 -0000

You know, now that you mentioned this, it may just have been Apollo 8. I'm fairly sure it was "11" but at my age, second-guessing yourself becomes a hobby.... ;)

Message #3923689

Sun, 10 May 2015 18:23:17 -0000

Message #3920371

Sun, 03 May 2015 14:16:54 -0000

During Apollo 11's earth-moon transit in July 1969, one of the astronauts said, during one of the TV transmissions, "just imagine - here we are on this historic voyage, in this craft with several hundred thousand parts, most of which are mission critical, and all of them provided by the low bidder!" (paraphrased - not verbatim quote)

Re: Caption this!

Sat, 02 May 2015 18:10:00 -0000

NASA fuming as government awards contract for Manned Mars mission to lowest bidder!

A spokesman is reported to have said: "it just sucks!"

Re: Caption this!

Mon, 18 Aug 2014 15:37:50 -0000

IG prepares to listen to Obama's State of the Union Address.

Re: Caption this!

Sat, 16 Aug 2014 22:07:24 -0000

"Mighty Morphin' Vacuum Rangers"

Message #3755305

Fri, 15 Aug 2014 20:05:58 -0000

When handling a Microsoft product, one can never be too careful.

Message #3755301

Fri, 15 Aug 2014 19:53:57 -0000

Or "Luke's Father Visits IGgenheim"

Message #3755299

Fri, 15 Aug 2014 19:46:48 -0000

Re: Caption this!

Fri, 15 Aug 2014 19:38:05 -0000

(Those of you on the text client please view at http://tinyurl.com/kj24mv8 )

Caption this!

Fri, 15 Aug 2014 19:37:02 -0000

Ok, we haven't done one of these in a while.

Caption this !

Message #3621666

Fri, 20 Dec 2013 21:49:39 -0000

Good point, that...maybe the newest incarnation can be persuaded to bring them back.

Message #3621452

Fri, 20 Dec 2013 06:15:35 -0000

That was the best episode ever. I don't see why they couldn't just let it go through. I mean 1kg a day, and those cute little adipose thingies... They should've just let them do it. Heck, I'd let them take a full 45 of them out of me right now... those were the best aliens ever.

Message #3621342

Thu, 19 Dec 2013 14:53:28 -0000

Wed Dec 18 2013 10:22:47 AM EST from fleeb

His liposuction went very, very wrong.

Why does that remind me of a Dr Who episode?

Re: Caption THIS !

Thu, 19 Dec 2013 13:24:42 -0000

"Ok, I've almost got the disposer fixed, can you hand me a wrench please"

Message #3621031

Wed, 18 Dec 2013 21:21:38 -0000

I'm melting! I'm melting!

Message #3621009

Wed, 18 Dec 2013 19:36:32 -0000

Pull my finger

Message #3620955

Wed, 18 Dec 2013 15:22:47 -0000

His liposuction went very, very wrong.

Message #3620787

Wed, 18 Dec 2013 09:49:38 -0000

Carrie, alternative ending

Message #3620723

Wed, 18 Dec 2013 03:18:21 -0000

Next time you need to get rid of the evidence, flush it[Z![C[C[C[lush it. The kitchen sink gets stopped up too easily.

Message #3620673

Tue, 17 Dec 2013 23:09:36 -0000

rather obvious, but couldn't resist...

Tue, 17 Dec 2013 21:09:05 -0000

In Russia, dishes do YOU!

Caption THIS !

Tue, 17 Dec 2013 20:25:49 -0000

Caption THIS!

[ if you can't see the image , go to http://tinyurl.com/ppwhok5 ]

If it smells like Fish, RUN!!

Thu, 28 Nov 2013 16:13:11 -0000

Fri Jun 22 2012 07:51:43 EDT from dothebart

Message #3604647

Thu, 28 Nov 2013 16:10:00 -0000

If it smells like fish... Run!