I will 2nd that. 

Wed Jan 14 2026 01:51:51 UTC from ParanoidDelusions

I also toss around the occasional idea that I've actually NOT made it past adolescence, 

So, being done with me lasted 2 rooms? 

Wed Jan 14 2026 15:04:22 UTC from ZoeGraystone

I will 2nd that. 

Wed Jan 14 2026 01:51:51 UTC from ParanoidDelusions

I also toss around the occasional idea that I've actually NOT made it past adolescence, 

"Time Ladies and Gentleman Please!"

"We've had your glasses - now get off your ars*s!"

<looks at watch>  [it's just gone midnight GMT zero/London]

Blimey, i better head home to my little cot...

Seeya next weekend guys!: <trip-recovery-monkey_face> 

Agreed. I was drunk. It was time to go home. This probably didn't help my cause. 

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"

"Ask a glass of water."

I think I've drank too much tonight to accurately parse this. 

This may be part of the problem. I tend to log in here when I've had too much to drink yet I'm aware enough to know, "I need to get off mainstream social media to somewhere a little safer." 

In related news - when I first logged on, it said, "account not found," 

And my first thought was, "Well, I finally did it. Ig had enough of my shit." 

Seriously. I wasn't even shocked. I tried again. If it hadn't let me in - I would have sadly moved on - banned from yet another "no censoring," site for being beyond the pale. 

Sat Jan 24 2026 16:41:49 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"

"Ask a glass of water."

"The door is ajar!"

"The door is a jar?!!"

Hey who's got time to "parse" when there is hell to raise and rabbles to rouse, (and songs to sing, and friends to cheer...)

Yeah i still havn't got my head around that last one.

I will meditate on this profound koan from IG as soon as i get home.

For now though: 'on with the bar-room philosophy!!'

Slainte!

*sitting in a corner booth nursing a pint and observing the room while eating my bangers and mash*