I will 2nd that. 

Wed Jan 14 2026 01:51:51 UTC from ParanoidDelusions

I also toss around the occasional idea that I've actually NOT made it past adolescence, 

So, being done with me lasted 2 rooms? 

Wed Jan 14 2026 15:04:22 UTC from ZoeGraystone

I will 2nd that. 

Wed Jan 14 2026 01:51:51 UTC from ParanoidDelusions

I also toss around the occasional idea that I've actually NOT made it past adolescence, 

"Time Ladies and Gentleman Please!"

"We've had your glasses - now get off your ars*s!"

<looks at watch>  [it's just gone midnight GMT zero/London]

Blimey, i better head home to my little cot...

Seeya next weekend guys!: <trip-recovery-monkey_face> 

Agreed. I was drunk. It was time to go home. This probably didn't help my cause. 

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"

"Ask a glass of water."