I was told by my brother-in-law I needed an alter-ego for this event - so I became Stone Grinder, aging 70s sleazy porn star - and I method-acted the Fk outta that. But I admit, as fun as hanging out with Stone was - when he had to leave, I was glad to see him go. He is a lot of fun - but you're always on the edge of things going south when he is around. 

It wasn't a *huge* stretch for me. He'll be back next year, if you want to party. 

Same. Someone else already told me, "You need to buy hair - you look REALLY good with hair."

EVERYONE looks good with THAT hair. I had hair, I didn't look that good. I never had BeeGees hair. 

Fri Mar 20 2026 14:10:56 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

Ok, that makes more sense, I was going to ask if that was your real hair :)

Me, I'm really smart and funny and I love making new friends but I'm also *really* mouthy, so the people who enjoy my company are the ones who appreciate that hyperbole is my native language. "It's just IG being IG" is the operative phrase.

Well, it IS a cheap wig. But it is like one of those apps where you can see how the product would look in the corner of your house via AR on your phone. It isn't quite right - but I'd look fantastic with thick, wavy, 70's BeeGees hair that DID match. :D 

Sun Mar 29 2026 21:19:54 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

Actually it doesn't look "good" , it looks mismatched. Like my mom's hair, which she colors jet black even though she's approaching 80 years old.