I don't drink coffee, but if it's served by a pretentious zombie, I'll choke it down.
Hmm... can I act pretentious? Pretty sure I can.
Around here we are post-tentious.
Who said anything about acting?
Yes, fleeb, you are a great actor. You can surely fool us.
Is the coffee offer open? I think the closest I've ever been is Massachusetts, but I'd drive a ways for coffee.
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