Bill Cosby, and the Anthrax Satellite
I keep asking if Bill and Ted have taken it on a trip through time.
Yes but if you subtract the sum....
... if you aren't anywhere at all.
At this point, her left ventrical started to purr. "I love you, vitreous humor. And I want to prove myself to you." And so, she attacked.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Bea Arthur, Rosie O'Donnell and Micheal Moore were having a threesome...
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Wax on Wax off.
Check on Chekov
Meh, can you provide me with a comfortable chair and some Valium?
Welcome to Planet Valium. The slopes are especially slippery this time of year. Please bring extra ears for the vibrant colors.
In space everyone can hear you scream, they just chose to ignore you.
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Q) What do you call an overweight Timothy Leary dressed as a woman?
A) A trans fat acid!