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[#] Fri Oct 18 2013 12:44:39 UTC from ****

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[#] Mon Oct 28 2013 15:37:06 UTC from ****

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I need a wet nap.



[#] Mon Oct 28 2013 16:45:47 UTC from ****

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Are those ribs gooood?

[#] Fri Nov 01 2013 18:02:41 UTC from ****

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How many light bulbs does it take to change everything?

[#] Sat Nov 02 2013 23:06:36 UTC from ****

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"Three"

(Same as the number of licks to the center of a tootsie pop.

[#] Mon Nov 04 2013 23:58:27 UTC from ****

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You'll never make it to the center without a good fuck.

[#] Tue Nov 05 2013 03:29:26 UTC from ****

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You'll never make it a good fuck without a lick.

[#] Tue Nov 05 2013 16:45:48 UTC from ****

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Ah, those fashionable lickety splits.

[#] Thu Nov 21 2013 20:06:21 UTC from ****

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Waaahhhh!!! Someone needs some Midol and a tampon!!!

[#] Mon Nov 25 2013 09:19:06 UTC from ****

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So I sez... so I sez to 'er....

[#] Mon Nov 25 2013 14:28:25 UTC from ****

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And the colored girls go "Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."

[#] Tue Nov 26 2013 13:58:28 UTC from ****

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And as fate would have it, later on, we'd have a chance to play all we ever really knew, and it was crazy to be doing it any other way.

[#] Wed Nov 27 2013 06:44:59 UTC from ****

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Nanook, no-no



[#] Fri Dec 27 2013 17:05:45 UTC from ****

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Oh, I owe a lot to Iowa pot.



[#] Mon Dec 30 2013 15:32:13 UTC from ****

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I'm gonna put the smack down on yo ass, beeotch.



[#] Mon Dec 30 2013 22:32:10 UTC from ****

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Tea and strumpets?

[#] Wed Jan 01 2014 22:59:31 UTC from ****

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Corning hens cannot be broken easily.



[#] Sat Jan 04 2014 05:09:09 UTC from ****

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Some people think disease is punishment.



[#] Sat Jan 04 2014 05:09:29 UTC from ****

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I saw god during the Picasso period.



[#] Sun Jan 05 2014 12:34:02 UTC from ****

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Picasso needed more tampons.

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