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[#] Wed Jul 06 2011 00:46:30 EDT from ****

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Schadenfreude! LOTS AND LOTS OF SCHADENFREUDE!!

[#] Wed Jul 06 2011 09:23:47 EDT from ****

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Ah, yes, the latest technique in psychological artwork, using chiaroscuro with psychoanalysis to create schadenfreude.

[#] Thu Jul 07 2011 11:20:50 EDT from ****

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Man, I love that latest dance step craze, "Do The Needful".

[#] Mon Jul 18 2011 10:57:26 EDT from ****

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Half a pound of thin copper wire,
Half a pound of glitches.
That's the waythe money goes,
Pop! goes the light switch!

[#] Mon Jul 18 2011 10:59:13 EDT from ****

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Quoth the senior mathmatics professor to the first year student:

"You can't handle the proof."

[#] Tue Jul 19 2011 11:40:51 EDT from ****

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See what I did there?

[#] Thu Jul 28 2011 08:36:42 EDT from ****

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Little known secret:

The cake is THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH.

[#] Fri Aug 19 2011 23:25:30 EDT from ****

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Huh.  I was just curious to see if I could.



[#] Sat Aug 20 2011 16:07:17 EDT from ****

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how do you store an individual proton and safely keep it on earth?

[#] Sat Aug 20 2011 20:31:39 EDT from ****

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You use a fishmonger and 12 angels (the kind that dance on the head of a pin).

[#] Sat Aug 20 2011 21:43:57 EDT from ****

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Don't forget Johnny Neutron



[#] Sun Aug 21 2011 12:03:16 EDT from ****

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He's for external use only.

[#] Thu Aug 25 2011 08:45:54 EDT from ****

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Circumstances conspireOPe? Huzzah!

[#] Wed Aug 31 2011 07:12:46 EDT from ****

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pull the keys off your coworkers keyboard and replace in alphabetical order

[#] Wed Aug 31 2011 12:30:33 EDT from ****

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Remember, boys and girls, it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.



[#] Wed Aug 31 2011 15:41:00 EDT from ****

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^^ tape a small piece of paper over the mouse light.

 



[#] Wed Aug 31 2011 16:05:24 EDT from ****

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^^ tape a small piece of paper over the mouse light.

OMG... that's just evil enough to work!!  :)



[#] Wed Aug 31 2011 21:38:23 EDT from ****

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MORE 'SPLOSIONS PLZ

[#] Wed Aug 31 2011 22:58:29 EDT from ****

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Tape over the phone microphone also gets lovely results.

[#] Wed Aug 31 2011 23:30:29 EDT from ****

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Why I hate Mary Kay:
1. It turns what should be fellowship opportunities with friends and family, at church, etc. into business opportunities.

2. It takes her away from the house as many as three times a week at meetings and social things. I don't mind this, except that it is higher priority than things like dishes, laundry, cooking, etc. I always thought hobbies came after chores were done.


3. It costs me money and time. I have no idea whether she makes any, but if so it is based on free babysitting by myself (okay) and others (not so okay). I took 4 days of leave last month so she could go to the national meeting thing. She decided to go and then told me I had to take leave to watch the kids. The plane ticket came out of our household "emergency" credit card.

4. It tells her that no matter how much I make or that she has complete oversight over our finances, she needs another source of income "for herself." It tells me that I will never be able to provide for her to the level she expects.

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