You pain me, with your never ending prattle about electrons and their spinning about nonsense.
Flowers for Algernon!
I setting your stereo on 'stun' for the right mood in this party.
I own up to my mistakes. You don't need to give me credit for someone else's just because I'm not there to say differently.
My d20s all hate me tonight.
I usually shear sheep.
Transcend your meaningless... ooo, shiny!
Oh, yeah, I forgot!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding...
I'm not saying it's not an entertaining television program. I'm saying that I prefer to waste my time in ways other than watching television, so I will probably never get to it. That's why I don't have cable. Stop looking at me like I have a third arm.