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I am the ass growing out of your head.
Fart in the day and your face will grow red!
This is Halloween!
Everybody run and scream!
When I leave this job, the red Swingline stapler goes with me.
No seriously, I've just been guessing the commands that I want and I haven't
screwed up too badly yet. It's not like I'm a long time Citadel user; in
our locality, Renegade was the BBS software of choice. I probably still know
those commands too, actually.
My son is running around the room with wet wipes, offering them to
each of us in turn to "wipe face."
each of us in turn to "wipe face."