The world needs more purple prancing presidents on a stick.
Recently my son has been very fond of learning colors and objects (he's 2 years old)
I tried to teach him "Purple Flower" he says it as "People Farts"
I suppose those could be purple.
Bigfoot just ran through the library
with a mustard ice cream sandwich
I am the ass growing out of your head.
Fart in the day and your face will grow red!
This is Halloween!
Everybody run and scream!
I got kicked out of Loafer's Glory. I didn't loaf enough.
Sounds kinda painful. Are there ways to reattach it?
Found guy that looked like me: Alphonse Capone.
Subject: On taking things from work
When I leave this job, the red Swingline stapler goes with me.
Some managers take the paint.
each of us in turn to "wipe face."