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[#] Thu Jun 10 2010 11:52:12 AM EDT from ****

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The world needs more purple prancing presidents on a stick.



[#] Thu Jun 10 2010 11:17:35 PM EDT from ****

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Recently my son has been very fond of learning colors and objects (he's 2 years old)

I tried to teach him "Purple Flower" he says it as "People Farts"



[#] Fri Jun 11 2010 12:59:34 PM EDT from ****

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I suppose those could be purple.

[#] Sat Jun 12 2010 07:59:45 AM EDT from ****

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It could be worse. What if he had overheard a George Carlin sketch earlier in life? :-P

[#] Sun Jun 13 2010 11:11:48 PM EDT from ****

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purple monkey typewriter?

[#] Sat Jun 19 2010 01:31:24 PM EDT from ****

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Bigfoot just ran through the library



[#] Sat Jun 19 2010 01:32:13 PM EDT from ****

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with a mustard ice cream sandwich



[#] Sun Jun 20 2010 10:57:54 AM EDT from ****

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cull the herd. right now.

[#] Fri Jul 23 2010 09:32:48 PM EDT from ****

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I am the ass growing out of your head.
Fart in the day and your face will grow red!

This is Halloween!
Everybody run and scream!



[#] Fri Jul 30 2010 05:48:16 PM EDT from ****

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Chelsea and Marc, sittin' in a tree ... A-V-O-I-D-I-N-G (mom and dad)

[#] Sat Jul 31 2010 11:34:37 AM EDT from ****

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I got kicked out of Loafer's Glory. I didn't loaf enough.



[#] Mon Aug 02 2010 03:03:40 PM EDT from ****

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When in doubt, shoot your mouth off. It's better to be heard.

[#] Tue Aug 03 2010 05:26:29 AM EDT from ****

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Sounds kinda painful.  Are there ways to reattach it?



[#] Mon Aug 09 2010 06:03:12 PM EDT from ****

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Found guy that looked like me: Alphonse Capone.



[#] Wed Aug 18 2010 11:13:52 AM EDT from ****

Subject: On taking things from work

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When I leave this job, the red Swingline stapler goes with me.



[#] Wed Aug 18 2010 01:49:36 PM EDT from ****

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Some managers take the paint.



[#] Thu Aug 19 2010 12:16:00 AM EDT from ****

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Even after 4 or 5 years, my muscle memory helps me use the text client without knowing how.

[#] Thu Aug 19 2010 12:24:52 AM EDT from ****

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No seriously, I've just been guessing the commands that I want and I haven't screwed up too badly yet. It's not like I'm a long time Citadel user; in our locality, Renegade was the BBS software of choice. I probably still know those commands too, actually.

[#] Thu Aug 19 2010 10:11:03 AM EDT from ****

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I blame my typos on the netbook.

[#] Thu Aug 19 2010 07:26:51 PM EDT from Sig to room_non_sequitur@uncensored.citadel.org

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My son is running around the room with wet wipes, offering them to

each of us in turn to "wipe face."

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