Well. That didn't last long. 

My wife is rushing me to bed. WW3 will have to wait. I can't deal with the imminent war in my life tonight. This is as far as I go. Goodnight. 

F'kin ridiculous. She just got home from a week away, though - so I have to be a good husband. 

I've been struggling to figure out who's who and who's on what side in the current political landscape. It's wildly confusing. People are changing sides, pretending to change sides, forming weird alliances, and getting into even weirder squabbles. You literally can't keep track of the players without a scorecard.

But today it dawned on me. The entire scene can be summed up in one unified rule that appears to hold true 100% of the time.

Regardless of whether you're Republican or Democrat, MAGA or socialist, libertarian or authoritarian, Coke or Pepsi, Hatfield or McCoy...

...without a shred of doubt: the people you oppose are being controlled by Israel.

Remember too, its election season. Everyone is going to waffle on everything. 

Fri Jul 03 2026 18:26:45 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar Subject: The Grand Unified Theory of 2026 Politics

I've been struggling to figure out who's who and who's on what side in the current political landscape. It's wildly confusing. People are changing sides, pretending to change sides, forming weird alliances, and getting into even weirder squabbles. You literally can't keep track of the players without a scorecard.

But today it dawned on me. The entire scene can be summed up in one unified rule that appears to hold true 100% of the time.

Regardless of whether you're Republican or Democrat, MAGA or socialist, libertarian or authoritarian, Coke or Pepsi, Hatfield or McCoy...

...without a shred of doubt: the people you oppose are being controlled by Israel.

Remember too, its election season. Everyone is going to waffle on everything. 

HOW MUCH DID NETANYAHU PAY YOU TO SAY THAT ?!?!?!?!!!!!!11111

Nothing. Its reality. its an obvious cycle if you pay attention to it.  Politicians are a disgusting batch of scum and should be turned in to fertilizer. 

Waffling, spinning, short term flipping, and supporting bills/etc they know wont pass, and often don't actually support them in the first place, its just to get votes " see i care  " while in the back room they laugh their ass off.

Sun Jul 05 2026 19:44:11 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar Subject: Re: The Grand Unified Theory of 2026 Politics

Remember too, its election season. Everyone is going to waffle on everything. 

HOW MUCH DID NETANYAHU PAY YOU TO SAY THAT ?!?!?!?!!!!!!11111

Interesting how the media makes a big deal about "Russia bombed and 12 people died".  Clearly spin and manipulation as thousands have actually died over this. Last estimate i hard was nearly 1/2 a million. But regardless of the truth, its lots.  Sure anyone being killed out of advancement of power by the elite/politics is bad, but and compared to 'real' wars, this is nothing.  How about focus on the real larger issues for a change?  

Gotta love spin. When its sooo obvious  it makes you question EVERYTHING you hear. Or have heard your entire life.  even historical accounts of events. Was it spin? Did it never happen at all?   At least some are starting to realize this.  Of course i told my story before, where i witnessed the deception first hand in the 80s.  Never again have i trusted news. And sometimes they even make it impossible to 'read between the lines' when they control it all.

Sounds like its back on, in Iran. 

So the ceasefire on a 'undeclared war' is over. Want to bet it gets signed again in 58 days? 

Um i thought this violated international laws..  ( lasers in battle )

https://www.autonocion.com/us/britain-warship-laser-drone/

Who wants to bet this round will last perhaps 50 days..  so again it wont hit that 60 day mark.. Then a 'cease fire' for a few weeks, then it starts up again...    

Iran never intended to honor the cease fire, and President Trump knew completely well that they wouldn't.  They consider negotiation a sign of weakness and agreed to a cease fire merely to have a chance to retrench.

The bombing must continue until the streets are lined with McDonald's and the beaches are lined with women in bikinis.

Any less than that and the islamofascists will continue death-to-america.

Nor did we, really. Just hoping they did it first.

Sat Jul 18 2026 11:10:49 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

Iran never intended to honor the cease fire,

You don't bomb a philosophy..  Might reduce its effectiveness for the shot term, but that isn't how you truly defeat it.

Sat Jul 18 2026 11:10:49 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

Any less than that and the islamofascists will continue death-to-america.

And i know i have said it before, but isn't it against international law to intentionally destroy civilian infrastructure, or target them?

Seems law no longer matters, to anyone.

https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-politician-jd-vance-secures-vote-of-100-of-nations-tucker-carlsons

Brilliant Politician JD Vance Secures Vote Of 100% Of Nation’s Tucker Carlsons

 

AUSTIN, TX --- In a political maneuver of unparalleled brilliance, Vice President JD Vance callously disparaged millions of his own supporters, securing the vote of one hundred percent of the nation's Tucker Carlsons.

Vance managed the incredible political feat over the course of a three-hour discussion with podcaster Joe Rogan, earning the support of every single Tucker Carlson by repeatedly telling the voters who had previously supported him to "go to hell."

"Vance has somehow managed to lock down the vote of every single Tucker Carlson in America," said political analyst Mackenzie Foster. "It was a bold, ingenious move by Vance, one we frankly have never seen before from a politician. By insulting the integrity and intelligence of his own base, he came away with the support of one hundred percent of Tucker Carlsons. It's an extraordinary accomplishment."

Vance pulled off the coup by deftly accusing millions of conservatives of being ignorant shills. "Look, Joe — there are these stupid, moronic conservatives out there who had the audacity to criticize the peace deal I made with Iran," explained Vance. "Honestly, I cannot imagine how humiliated those conservatives are now, seeing how amazingly well my peace plan is working out. What a bunch of fools. They said I would never get the supposed 'terrorists' running Iran to change their ways, but look how it's going now, Joe. Everything is perfect in the Middle East, and any conservative who says otherwise is obviously getting paid by Israel to say so. There is literally no other logical explanation why anyone could criticize my peace deal."

At publishing time, Vance had excitedly learned that he had also secured fifty percent of the nation's Megyn Kellys, with the number moving between zero and one hundred percent depending on which way the wind was blowing that day.

 

Ya, one reason ive been trying to steer clear of it for the most part here lately.   its a no-win situation.  For all sides ( well, other than the club members.. )

Sun Jul 26 2026 08:01:13 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar Subject: Re: Spot on Babylon Bee satire article about JD Vance

Politics makes strange bedfellows, but it makes even stranger anti-bedfellows.

Iran attacks US bases in Jordan. Negotiations going great.