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[#] Wed Aug 24 2011 12:07:01 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I hung up a sign like that once when I was a teenager. My sister was yelling an cursing at me for hours.

[#] Wed Aug 24 2011 13:55:49 EDT from boo-boo @ Uncensored

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When didn't she curse and yell at you for hours?  My family was afraid that you were like that before they met you.  An Italian from New York?  Yikes!  They were so happy that their perception was flawed!



[#] Wed Aug 24 2011 13:58:57 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Is "NO GUIDOS ALLOWED" the new "No hippies allowed"?



[#] Wed Aug 24 2011 17:16:44 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

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No shoes, no shirt, no allowed.

[#] Wed Aug 24 2011 18:04:58 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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@zooer - regrettably, the hippies are a bit older and are now dominating the elite ruling class; that's why things are in such bad shape right now.


@boo-boo Yes, my sister was an obnoxious bitch back then. And by "then" I mean "from the moment she was born until right now, and continuing..."

[#] Wed Aug 24 2011 22:27:16 EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

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Maybe I should introduce your sister to my brothers....



[#] Thu Aug 25 2011 03:40:13 EDT from dothebart @ Uncensored

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Mi Aug 24 2011 13:55:49 EDT von boo-boo @ Uncensored

When didn't she curse and yell at you for hours?  My family was afraid that you were like that before they met you.  An Italian from New York?  Yikes!  They were so happy that their perception was flawed!

I guess nerds aren't like that regardless of their ethnological roots...



[#] Thu Aug 25 2011 05:13:10 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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I feel like I hit the jackpot where siblings are concerned. I actually have a good relationship with every single one of them.



[#] Thu Aug 25 2011 13:52:59 EDT from Spell Binder @ Uncensored

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Or so you think. :P

[#] Fri Aug 26 2011 23:15:53 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Anyone remember In Living Color? That bit with Men On Film?

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2j2wyhd&s=7

[#] Wed Aug 31 2011 22:53:30 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Maybe I should introduce your sister to my brothers....

I wouldn't wish that on anyone. :)

[#] Thu Sep 01 2011 21:27:38 EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

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Perfect Match(tm)!



[#] Fri Sep 02 2011 09:03:40 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Well, my sister only seems to be interested in men who drink too much and have kicktoy dogs.

[#] Fri Sep 02 2011 20:56:08 EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

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Hmm, my brothers act like drunk asshats sober and have big dogs.  Close enough?



[#] Mon Sep 05 2011 19:58:23 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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There's a show playing on TV right now called "Dance Moms" and after a few glances at what's going on all I can think is that all these girls are competing to be the next JonBenet Ramsey. I wonder if any of them know that the winner gets to be hacked to pieces by her father?

[#] Mon Sep 05 2011 21:16:12 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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The rules are simple and it is like dog fighting, if you don't win you get hacked up.



[#] Mon Sep 05 2011 23:36:19 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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If you don't win, you get hacked up. If you win, you get hacked up. If you are a crew member working on the show, you get hacked up. If you are the producers/creators of the show, you get arrested for exploitation of minors.

The winner of the show also gets to make a *brief* appearance in the sequel to the movie "8mm"

[#] Tue Sep 06 2011 08:32:28 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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I saw a bit of the ballerina/dance mom show yesterday... very little.  I didn't realize dance classes could be so vicious, what ever happened to a fun childhood?  The part I saw was the very large ballerina teacher explaining why she is so tough on her students.



[#] Tue Sep 06 2011 12:42:03 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

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I was leaving the local A&P today where I got my lunch and there were 3 kids all apparently belonging to the same mom walking towards the door I was exiting.
The littlest one must have been 2-3 years old and the mother hastily grabbed her arm and yanked her out of the way of the doorway.
Some kids are just unfortunate to be born to the wrong parents.

[#] Tue Sep 06 2011 14:35:59 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Most kids do not require their arms as they grow older.

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