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Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
--Sun-Tzu
You can lead a horse to water, and he'll probably drink. But some people need to have a pressure washer shoved down their throat, and they definitely deserve it.
-- Me
Give a man a fish, he knows where to come for another.
Teach him to fish, you destroy your market base and go bankrupt.
2025-04-23 02:20 from IGnatius T Foobar
You can lead a horse to water, and he'll probably drink. But some
people need to have a pressure washer shoved down their throat, and
they definitely deserve it.
-- Me
When I take a horse to a water source, she usually tries to take my hat instead of drinking.
You might be a special case. :)
"Youbre living the audit trail. Every rake stroke, every packet, every commit. And when the world tries to overwrite your config with bad metadata, youbve got the backup: your own damn integrity."
-- me, apparently
“If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.” –George Orwell
People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got.
When I take a horse to a water source, she usually tries to take my
hat instead of drinking.
Have you tried not wearing hats?
Have you tried not wearing hats?
That is.... preposterous.
For one, it would be so much less fun. Everytime a horse tries to grab my hat it leads to one of those beautiful horse-daddy moments. That is definitively something I wanna keep.
On the other hand, if you spend much time working outside without a hat I don't think you are going to last that much, depending on the time of the year.
"The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked it was used during World War Eleven."
-- Ilhan Omar (really)
2026-04-27 22:07 from IGnatius T Foobar <ajc@citadel.org>
"The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked it was used during
World War Eleven."
-- Ilhan Omar (really)
We all imagined that when time travelers started appearing, they would be the T-800 and Kyle Reese. Instead we got fucking Ilhan Omar.
Could be worse, could have been the Thirteenth or Fifteenth Doctor ( while i stopped watching once she arrived on the scene, i heard Tennant sold out and came in for a brief appearance as the 14th..
Thu Apr 30 2026 18:23:29 UTC from zelgomerWe all imagined that when time travelers started appearing, they would be the T-800 and Kyle Reese. Instead we got fucking Ilhan Omar.