That isn't as exciting as the original story.
No, but it's a good time to observe that my use of the word "smart-ass" turned out to be a pretty good pun.
Speaking of cultured bacteria:
[ https://tinyurl.com/bottle-of-cooch ]
These folks are now brewing and selling beer made from "the vaginal lactic acid of hot models".
Not just "of the weird" but downright eeeeewwwwww gross. That doesn't even sound appealing in the way that going down on a hot underwear model might be. It just sounds like really crappy beer made from ingredients that are probably illegal to use.
Yeah... not interested. Ew.
Wait a bit, though... 'vaginal lactic acid'...?
*tappity tip tap*
Huh... 'lactobacilli' generates the lactic acid down there. I tend to think of anything 'lactic' involving milk moreso than that area of the body, but obviously this is a shortcoming in my own thinking on the subject.
I'm just going to leave this here.
[ https://tinyurl.com/more-exploding-toilets ]
Exploding toilets are always a great way to start your day. Just can't get enough of those.
I don't know where this goes....
Mason Reese was a child star of the 70s, he looks EXACTLY the same as he did 50 years ago. Of course he looked like an old man at five years old.
The story isn't important, I am just amazed that he looks the same.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/former-child-star-mason-reese-54-adult-model-girlfriend-26-sarah-russi-sugar-daddy
Who says money can't buy happiness?
You are just bitter and don't believe in true love when you see it.
I found it funny how she is less interested in sex than he is.
I also found it funny that her parents are "big fans" of his... I didn't know he had a fan base.
"If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. "
Thousands of Alien Hunters to Storm US Top Secret Area 51 to Search for Extraterrestrial Proof
https://sputniknews.com/us/201907091076190763-alien-hunters-storm-us-area-51/
Sat Jun 02 2018 11:02:35 AM EDT from zooer @ Uncensored
A fecal transplant led to a patient's death. Here's what happened.
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/fecal-transplant-led-patient-s-death-here-s-what-happened-n1074081
Alternate reading of Mayan calendar suggests end of the world is next week. We can only hope.
https://nypost.com/2020/06/13/reading-of-mayan-calendar-suggests-end-of-the-world-is-next-week/
Alas, we are still here.
Sun Jun 14 2020 11:57:14 EDT from zooer @ UncensoredAlternate reading of Mayan calendar suggests end of the world is next week. We can only hope.
https://nypost.com/2020/06/13/reading-of-mayan-calendar-suggests-end-of-the-world-is-next-week/