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[#] Tue Jan 31 2012 07:30:16 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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This morning I'm trying not to let a rude comment made by a neighbor ruin my mood for the day.

So far, I am failing at that.

(Now where did I put that rocket launcher?)
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[#] Tue Jan 31 2012 18:23:53 EST from triLcat

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share it with us so we can tell you all of the snappy comebacks you should have made.



[#] Wed Feb 01 2012 11:50:02 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Why would I need any comeback other than "shut up bitch, go make me a turkey pot pie" ?

[#] Thu Feb 02 2012 10:50:41 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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So ...

Punxsutawney Phil has predicted six more weeks of winter.

Staten Island Chuck has predicted an early spring (and a super bowl victory for the Giants).

While it's true that either one of these groundhogs has more accurate climate insight than Al Gore, I've got a problem with Chuck's attempt to diversify into sports. It's pretty clear that the Yankees are going to win the super bowl, like they do every year.

[#] Thu Feb 02 2012 18:33:32 EST from fleeb

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Well, some of us suspect Phil controlls the weather, and his ailing mental faculties are directly responsible for the current histeria over global warming.

Consequently, we must eat Phil.

[#] Fri Feb 03 2012 02:11:52 EST from arabella

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Thu Feb 02 2012 06:33:32 PM EST from fleeb

Well, some of us suspect Phil controlls the weather, and his ailing mental faculties are directly responsible for the current histeria over global warming.

Consequently, we must eat Phil.

I'll bring the mustard



[#] Fri Feb 03 2012 09:38:07 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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hmmmm ... white wine or red wine, with roasted groundhog?

[#] Fri Feb 03 2012 10:10:30 EST from dothebart

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you're eating rodents? Rats and stuff?

I once ate a rabbits leg, and was more hungry after than before.



[#] Fri Feb 03 2012 13:28:32 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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feb 3 -- HAppy fleeb day!

[#] Fri Feb 03 2012 13:43:21 EST from wizard of aahz

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Yes. It is certainly a fleeb-filled day.

I didn't even need your G+ reminder Fleeb. In my calendar forever.

[#] Fri Feb 03 2012 14:27:09 EST from Spell Binder

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Happy Fried Fleeb Groundhog Day!

Or something like that...

[#] Fri Feb 03 2012 17:05:58 EST from fleeb

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Heh... Thank you, all!

Supposedly, if you ate nothing but rabbit, you'd die. They don't provide a tremendous amount of nutrition.

[#] Fri Feb 03 2012 17:38:10 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Neither does eggplant but that doesn't stop me from eating it.

[#] Sun Feb 05 2012 04:56:21 EST from dothebart

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oh, a little late to the party... another year of happy fleebness.



[#] Mon Feb 06 2012 10:08:25 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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So what was with all of that crappy football being played before and after the Madonna concert?

[#] Mon Feb 06 2012 17:02:31 EST from triLcat

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no. that wasn't football. The guys were carrying the ball in their hands. Must be handball.



[#] Mon Feb 06 2012 17:14:52 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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So hey, you catch the game last night? This giant dude in spandex pants totally threw a ball made of dead pork skin at another dude in shiny pants and then he ran super fast across a bunch of painted lines while more shiny-pant-wearing dudes chased him and leapt for his glistening spandex buttocks until he eventually crossed this other line which is apparently magical and makes the crowd stand up, bump chests, and clink bud-lights with each other. PIGGERS ARE NUMBER ONE! PIGGERS ARE GONNA GO ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR!

[#] Mon Feb 06 2012 21:09:27 EST from Animal

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Balls are round. That thing is an egg. And even that term is used
loosely.

Hand-egg.

[#] Mon Feb 06 2012 21:34:57 EST from wizard of aahz

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Round ball vs. other shaped ball games?

[#] Mon Feb 06 2012 21:40:28 EST from zooer

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I am glad I am not the only one who just doesn't give a damn about the Superbowl. 



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