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[#] Wed Sep 10 2014 22:15:13 EDT from ax25 @ Uncensored

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Suppose I could go full tilt grade school and I could recite dead baby jokes... but, Na, I will resist.



[#] Thu Sep 11 2014 08:22:34 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I sorta thought mine was grade-school enough, but...

I wonder if one could create any new dead baby jokes. Fresh dead baby jokes...

[#] Thu Sep 11 2014 08:24:48 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Why do technical support people prefer dead babies to sales people?

They cry less.

[#] Thu Sep 11 2014 10:13:51 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"9/11."

"9/11 wh---"

"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET."

[#] Sat Sep 13 2014 02:30:18 EDT from ax25 @ Uncensored

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Thu Sep 11 2014 08:22:34 AM EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

I sorta thought mine was grade-school enough, but...

I wonder if one could create any new dead baby jokes. Fresh dead baby jokes...

Thank you feeb!



[#] Tue Sep 16 2014 03:57:43 EDT from vince-q @ Uncensored

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A young and beautiful blonde was on board a small two-seater plane, with her
boyfriend. She suddenly saw that her boyfriend has died. Not knowing how to
fly a plane, she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams.

Peter, who is looking after Ground control, receives her call for help,

thinks for a moment and says, "Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just

do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position"

The blond said, "I'm 5'2'' and sitting in the front."


[#] Tue Sep 16 2014 09:48:39 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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She did exactly as she was told.

[#] Wed Sep 24 2014 10:15:36 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Where are all the dead baby jokes? We asked for dead baby jokes.


[#] Wed Sep 24 2014 11:05:51 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Dead babies aren't much fun. They don't come when you call.

[#] Wed Sep 24 2014 12:52:27 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

[#] Wed Sep 24 2014 12:52:42 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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A: Enough to make a pile high enough to climb up to reach the light fixture.

[#] Wed Sep 24 2014 13:11:16 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Huh.

Google has an advertisement for Stillborn Photography, with a link to:

http://www.nowilaymedowntosleep.org/

That's offensive. They shouldn't be permitted to make money off of that.
Because .org addresses should be for non-profits.

[#] Wed Sep 24 2014 13:25:12 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Because .org addresses should be for non-profits.

Like the NFL?

[#] Wed Sep 24 2014 13:30:00 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Or Detroit.

[#] Wed Sep 24 2014 17:01:19 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Unlike Detroit, the dead baby is agreed to be dead and given a proper burial (or whatever). Detroit is being allowed to rot in liberal sepsis.

[#] Sat Sep 27 2014 17:09:35 EDT from DemonStalker @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Schwartz, an elderly man, is resting peacefully on the porch of his small hotel outside Boca when he sees a cloud of dust up the road. He walks out to see who could be approaching: It is a southern farmer with a wagon.

"Good afternoon," says Schwartz.

"Afternoon," says the farmer.

"Where you headed?" asks Schwartz.

"Town."

"What do you have in the wagon?"

"Manure."

"Manure, eh? So what do you do with it?"

"I spread it over the fruit."

"well," says Schwarts, "you should come over here for lunch someday. We use sour creeam."

[#] Mon Sep 29 2014 17:21:19 EDT from DemonStalker @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleepoing pill and a laxative on the same night. (Dave Barry)

[#] Mon Sep 29 2014 17:24:50 EDT from vince-q @ Uncensored

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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I dont even buy green bananas."

[#] Wed Oct 01 2014 14:15:22 EDT from the_mgt @ Uncensored

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What do you call a person that does no like Apple's next OS version?

An Antiyosemite.



[#] Wed Oct 01 2014 15:39:02 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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<groan>



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