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[#] Mon Mar 19 2018 14:17:00 EDT from fleeb <>

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"Unravel *my* universe, you crippled asshole?"

[#] Mon Mar 19 2018 16:20:31 EDT from zooer

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After arriving in hell Hawkings was put in a room with flat earthers and creationists. 



[#] Mon Mar 19 2018 16:23:20 EDT from zooer

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A room without outlets to recharge his chair or his Speech Plus machine.



[#] Mon Mar 19 2018 18:16:31 EDT from LoanShark <>

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... so he can't talk, he can only sit and listen. Pure torture.

[#] Tue Mar 27 2018 11:47:48 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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*snort* Yeah, he kept pestering God to create a unified theory, so he

got sent to the other place for being annoying.

<oblig> God *is* the unified theory. </oblig>

[#] Wed Mar 28 2018 09:14:45 EDT from fleeb <>

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... in a world of pure imagination ...

I never really thought of the religious implications of The Candy Man...

[#] Thu Mar 29 2018 11:14:50 EDT from zooer

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According to the Pope there is no hell so how can this room exist?



[#] Thu Mar 29 2018 16:10:14 EDT from Freakdog

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Thu Mar 29 2018 11:14:50 EDT from zooer

According to the Pope there is no hell so how can this room exist?

When did the Pope convert to Judaism?



[#] Fri Mar 30 2018 10:26:27 EDT from I <>

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Mary, Joseph and Jesus of Nazareth were Jewish so the Pope thought 'why not?'.  Those priests with little boys on their laps are breathing a sigh of relief now that god has spoken directly through his P.R. representative here on earth. 



[#] Fri Mar 30 2018 10:26:42 EDT from I <>

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I thought I might go to hell for making those comments but I am already here so what the hell.



[#] Fri Mar 30 2018 13:21:28 EDT from kc5tja

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Remember, this room is Hell (with a capital H); the pope merely said there is no hell (lowercase H). Two completely different things.

[#] Fri Mar 30 2018 17:15:16 EDT from The Pope <>

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Datsa righta, there is no "hell" here, for paying attention you can have your choice of any boy from the Vatican gift shop.  



[#] Sun Apr 01 2018 14:46:40 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Can I march through the streets holding a silly sign and wearing genitalia-themed headgear while shouting "NOT MY POPE" ?

[#] Sun Apr 01 2018 17:43:10 EDT from zooer

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You do that now.



[#] Fri Apr 06 2018 14:50:16 EDT from kc5tja

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Oooh, I'll take the boy with no nads to add to my growing collection. Then, after sufficient training, I'll have him join the rest of the team, where he can compete in relay races. Soon, I'll realize my dream of running eunichs...

[#] Mon Apr 09 2018 06:32:46 EDT from fleeb <>

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Hmm... that 'growing collection' won't stay young forever. You must require a steady supply.

[#] Mon Apr 09 2018 09:50:59 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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And all I can think of is "I've been through the desert with a boy with no nads..."

 



[#] Mon Apr 09 2018 13:15:01 EDT from fleeb <>

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It felt great to be out of the rain?

[#] Mon Apr 09 2018 17:09:14 EDT from wizard of aahz

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Cause you can't stop the fallin' rain.

[#] Sun Apr 15 2018 20:24:41 EDT from The Pope <>

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Being a Pope is good honest work, after all God is watching.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/10/europe/catholic-church-most-controversial-popes/index.html

 



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