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[#] Mon Apr 25 2011 12:08:42 EDT from skpacman @ Uncensored

Also something quite interesting. In Denver, CO. there are 10 in the main city limits, and another 3-4 smaller ones in the outskirts of the town. lol

[#] Mon Apr 25 2011 23:03:58 EDT from Animal @ Uncensored

Mmm.... had panda express for dinner tonight. Good stuff.

[#] Tue Apr 26 2011 10:46:17 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

Hmm, no wonder I haven't seen any of those around. I'd have to go out to Connecticut or New Jersey.

[#] Tue Apr 26 2011 11:05:40 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

Great. Now I want chinese food for lunch. Thanks guys.

[#] Tue Apr 26 2011 14:05:15 EDT from Spell Binder @ Uncensored

I'd probably be more interested in trying out Panda Express if they served real panda.

[#] Tue Apr 26 2011 17:21:46 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

...in spicy unicorn sauce!

[#] Tue Apr 26 2011 17:38:10 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

Don't forget the spotted owl flavored rice.

[#] Wed Apr 27 2011 11:02:41 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

It's 11:00 a.m. I've had a reasonable breakfast and a snack. Yet I'm still hungry. meh

[#] Wed Apr 27 2011 14:11:49 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

Well, aahz, it's spring, and that means it's nearly time for the nymphs to come out. Perhaps you could find one of those for lunch.

[#] Wed Apr 27 2011 14:48:15 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

Nope. Aahz and I went out for Panda with Spicy Unicorn Sauce and Spotted Owl Rice for lunch today. Sadly, no nymphs were present.

[#] Wed Apr 27 2011 14:54:08 EDT from boo-boo @ Uncensored

There better have not been nymphs in the restaurant or on the way! What kind Chinese restaurant serves nymphs anyway? Plus relying on nymphs to do anything practice like bring food is silly - they are flighty things, dancing around, and giggling. They would giggle while you starved to death. And they don't go to PTA meetings.

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 10:53:31 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

There were sadly no nymphs in the food. Would've been a light lunch instead of the heavy lunch I ended up having.

The gourmet chinese restaurants serve Nymphs boo-boo. You know how gourmet meals can be those tiny little portions? Well, that's how they look at the nymphs that they serve.

So there's no Nymph Teacher Association out there?

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 11:12:05 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

I wouldn't mind having food served *by* nymphs. That's a well established and fairly lucrative business model, to be sure. But they are kind of flighty and it could take a while to get your food, so perhaps it's not the best option for a quick lunch.

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 11:24:47 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

http://goo.gl/We8Jq

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 12:16:39 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

IG - If the nymphs are the right ones, then you really won't care how long it takes for them to get your food, you'll be distracted.

LS - Uhmm.. Ugh.

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 14:25:52 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

Wrong nymph?

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 15:06:22 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

Subject: Re:

Wrong nymph. We're talking about nymphs like these ones (pictured in this photo with Aahz back in 2004)

[ http://uncensored.citadel.org/aahz-and-friends.jpg ]

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 15:18:12 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

Subject: Re:

How does this keep coming up?

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 18:57:07 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

Memories!

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 19:44:55 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

We're talking about nymphs, not cats.

Cats are even less reliable.