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[#] Thu Jul 05 2018 11:14:34 UTC from zooer

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Facebook took down an ad for Bush’s baked beans because its algorithm wrongly believed it was a political ad.

https://goo.gl/aKu25o
http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/bush-s-beans-reverend-named-clinton-facebook-s-political-ad-n888561

 



[#] Thu Jul 05 2018 18:07:13 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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This is the same Facebook that took down the Declaration of Independence because they considered it hate speech.

[ https://tinyurl.com/facebook-hates-america-jul2018 ]

[#] Mon Jul 23 2018 16:56:27 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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I had a lovely conversation today with a gentleman who sounded like he was calling from a call center in India. He was from the chimney cleaning company.
You know, THE chimney cleaning company. I asked if it was the same company that cleaned my chimney last year and he said yes.

It was a lovely conversation.

My house has electric heat and no fireplace. There is no chimney.

[#] Mon Jul 23 2018 17:22:55 UTC from wizard of aahz

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I would've told him to come do it again if he did it last time.

ANd I would tell them I'd double what I paid them.

[#] Mon Jul 23 2018 17:44:54 UTC from zooer

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Tell him to send you a picture of him in THE chimney cleaning hat.  



[#] Mon Jul 23 2018 18:15:30 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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There's a limit to how much I'm willing to harass a bottom feeder who has my real name and address. I suppose I could have corrected his records and given him the address of the nearest BBQ place or something.

[#] Tue Jul 24 2018 18:35:33 UTC from fleeb <>

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Did he speak with an outrageously terrible Cockney accent? Is he prone to dancing on rooftops in large metropolitan areas? Did he suggest that shaking his dirty, filthy hands would cause good luck to rub off onto you?

[#] Wed Jul 25 2018 13:57:31 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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No on all counts. He sounded less like Dick Van Dyke and more like Gandiandimandapujandi Stankypoo.

[#] Thu Jul 26 2018 16:47:53 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Well here's a fun little development.

[ https://tinyurl.com/fuck-zuck-2018 ]

It seems that there are those among F*c*book shareholders who want to remove Hitler 2.0 (aka Mark Zuckerberg) as the company's chairman. An actual proposal has been drawn up by Trillium Asset Management, who hold approximately $11 million of their stock.

This is occurring after F*c*book announced their earnings yesterday and the value of the regime dropped by about $148 billion.

[#] Thu Jul 26 2018 19:35:52 UTC from zooer

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Do you understand the facebook will continue without Suckerberg?  It isn't that he has to go, Facebook has to go.



[#] Thu Jul 26 2018 19:59:55 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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They both have to go.

[#] Thu Jul 26 2018 22:02:14 UTC from LoanShark <>

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Yeah, turn it all off and force everyone to DIAL into locally-run services hosted on Amiga hardware. *wistful, distant gaze*

[#] Thu Jul 26 2018 22:07:50 UTC from kc5tja

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HELL YES!! I still have my Amiga 500. In the land of the blind....

[#] Mon Jul 30 2018 18:44:17 UTC from fleeb <>

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I wouldn't mind a return of the Amiga, even though I no longer have one.

Wasn't a terrible system, although I'm sure it's a bit dated by today's standards.
But only a bit. *stupid grin*

[#] Mon Jul 30 2018 20:02:11 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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It would be ok to say that the Amiga was ahead of its time. More accurate would be to say that the Amiga was state of the art, but lived in a world where the de-facto industry standards were retarded by other players
manipulation.

[#] Wed Aug 01 2018 13:10:44 UTC from fleeb <>

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Well, Mehdi Ali didn't exactly run the company terribly well, either.

[#] Thu Sep 13 2018 19:13:07 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Oh look, I got kicked off Twitter again.

This time it was for "violating [their] rules against evading permanent suspension".

I guess it's time to clear my cookies, come up with another disposable email address, and start all over again.

[#] Wed Sep 26 2018 20:40:47 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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pandora hasn't been online since Sept 17. I wonder if f*c*book got her again.

[#] Mon Oct 08 2018 14:19:50 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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And in case you just can't get enough of f*c*book's data slurping in your life...

The Great Satan of Menlo Park has finally released its entry into the "smart speaker" category. Not to be outdone, they've added a screen and video camera onto their device. Now you can have F*c*book watching and listening in your home 24/7/365!

Have you installed your telescreen yet, citizen?

[#] Mon Oct 08 2018 16:14:54 UTC from zooer

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Mon Oct 08 2018 10:19:50 AM EDT from IGnatius T Foobar
Have you installed your telescreen yet, citizen?

Are you referring to a smart phone?  People have had telescreens for years.



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