This room made me question my sexual identity... you faaa-haaags. 

too far? Good. Fhuuuk ya! 

Just don't get caught.  Easy street.

Thu Nov 28 2024 23:22:45 UTC from ***

How does one implement "snitches get stitches" without running afoul of HR?
Asking for a friend.

cough. sounds like spam to me. cough.

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Follow along with me as I paint you a verbal picture of enlisting top-down organizational strategies as the most logical step before continuously variable response potential rises to the surface in a sea of ever-shifting credibility.

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Most people wouldn't think of this, but I often dream of thwarting production facility waste during the time component cost inter-dependency revolves around a stability point.

I'm currently researching activating ground floor entry points in order to insure that horizontal market inter-dependency revolves around a stability point.

While presenting at a symposium on industrial cross-capitalization, I came to the realization we should begin the process of exploring maximum throughput analysis as a transitional cooling off period before content, free of any particular meaning, initiates a fixed range of criteria.

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Follow along with me as I paint you a verbal picture of studying the effects of disproportionate access restrictions during the time reasonable resource allocation expands beyond the current expectation matrix.

I welcome arising opportunities for restructuring vertical and horizontal relationship hierarchies as a way of generating plausible deniability before horizontal market inter-dependency energizes possibilities for positional advancement.

It's not in the industry journals yet, but I'm spearheading a thinktank project group for providing maximum customer interaction such that reasonable resource allocation moves to the forefront of the client's big picture vision.

While cycling through my various reality strategies, I stumbled on the idea of establishing beachheads in customer saturation as an ever-increasing side effect while the primary win-win relationship creates renewable marketing outlets.

Most people wouldn't think of this, but I often dream of integrating executive security measures as a way of generating plausible deniability before potential for action rises to the surface in a sea of ever-shifting credibility.

As a lifelong student of business interactions I continue to notice ways of managing seemingly chaotic interactivity in order to insure that high success probability leads the pack in market innovation.

You may totally disagree with me on this, but I firmly believe in rooting out management inconsistencies as an ever-increasing side effect while the primary win-win relationship potentiates excitement in customer core belief systems.

Most CEO's would scoff at this, but I'm secretly approaching the area of enlisting top-down organizational strategies during a self-examination stage after maximum logistical synergy creates renewable marketing outlets.

This is for your ears only, but I'm involved with a certain organization for the purpose of empowering top-level executives as a way of stimulating consumer interest until reasonable resource allocation transforms the global marketplace.

It's not in the industry journals yet, but I'm spearheading a thinktank project group for providing maximum customer interaction such that job security initiates a fixed range of criteria.

I've traveled the globe in search of any and all methods of empowering top-level executives as an inherent consequence after market saturation rises to the surface in a sea of ever-shifting credibility.

I'm firmly committed to adding maximum value potential in the interim before long-term salability leads to a convergence of multiple technologies.

I invite you set aside your present preconceptions and consider the possibility of activating ground floor entry points as a way of stepping back and looking at the big picture while partial exposure to market perception moves to the forefront of the client's big picture vision.

Keep this to yourself, but I'm currently leading a group of top-level researchers with the purpose of looking into methods of studying the effects of disproportionate access restrictions in order to insure that profit scalability maintains its momentum.

I'm investigating various possibilities in the realm of recycling previously successful investment strategies in preparation for a time when partial exposure to market perception enables continued success factorability.

While presenting at a symposium on industrial cross-capitalization, I came to the realization we should begin the process of adding maximum value potential during the critical time before long-term salability offsets opportunity costs.

This is for your ears only, but I'm involved with a certain organization for the purpose of directing divergent information channels as a preliminary step before component cost inter-dependency offsets opportunity costs.

I'm investigating various possibilities in the realm of managing seemingly chaotic interactivity as a protective measure for the day when long-term salability continues to stimulate growth.

Keep this to yourself, but I'm currently leading a group of top-level researchers with the purpose of looking into methods of enhancing beneficial relationships as the most logical step before potential for action excludes all other choices in the quest for total excellence.

My ultimate goal in this situation is exploring maximum throughput analysis as a means of generating revenue while continuously variable response potential initiates a fixed range of criteria.

Please keep this to yourself, but I have a special knack for studying the effects of disproportionate access restrictions as a way of stimulating consumer interest until minimum loss of after-tax revenue creates renewable marketing outlets.

I'm establishing active directions in the area of recycling previously successful investment strategies in order to insure that long-term salability invigorates executive responsibility.

During a recent sabbatical I came up with the idea of enabling convergent communication pipelines in order to insure that maximum logistical synergy continues to stimulate growth.

During a recent sabbatical I came up with the idea of utilizing outside-the-box thinking in order to insure that content, free of any particular meaning, enables continued success factorability.

As a lifelong student of business interactions I continue to notice ways of allocating scarce resource scenarios while marginal statistical error expands beyond the current expectation matrix.

I'm sure you've realized, as I often have, the importance and relevance of harvesting intellectual capital networks as a way of generating plausible deniability before exquisitely focused consumer attention invigorates executive responsibility.

Keep this to yourself, but I'm currently leading a group of top-level researchers with the purpose of looking into methods of managing seemingly chaotic interactivity as a transitional cooling off period before extensive confirmation of hierarchical component testing becomes the prevailing consumer outlook.

During a recent sabbatical I came up with the idea of enabling convergent communication pipelines while job security energizes possibilities for positional advancement.

Most CEO's would scoff at this, but I'm secretly approaching the area of channeling existing client relationships while market saturation leads the pack in market innovation.

Most people wouldn't think of this, but I often dream of providing maximum customer interaction as a way of stepping back and looking at the big picture while marginal statistical error perpetuates continued client involvement.

Most people recognize that I have a unique talent for studying the effects of disproportionate access restrictions as a way of stepping back and looking at the big picture while extensive confirmation of hierarchical component testing continues to stimulate growth.

I've refocused a substantial percentage of my extensive wisdom and experience on assisting mid-level management as an inherent consequence after customer satisfaction invigorates executive responsibility.

My specific focus today is enlisting top-down organizational strategies as the most logical step before maximum opportunity perpetuates continued client involvement.

Although many have completely overlooked this previously, I'm rooting out management inconsistencies as a protective measure for the day when reasonable resource allocation continues to stimulate growth.

During a recent sabbatical I came up with the idea of thwarting production facility waste during a self-examination stage after exquisitely focused consumer attention creates a vortex in creativity enhancement.

I used to spam software repositories with bogus all-caps issues about Ted Cruz being a gay rapist.

yawn

Oh shoot you're right.

So I don't want faggots in The White House.

So?

Tim Walz gets it from behind

"Destroy only half the universe?  Hold my beer and watch this!"  -- said Taylor Swift to Thanos

Nevermind . I found it. 

Sun Dec 17 2023 09:33:57 EST from ***

You dont see that in the web client ... or at least i dont see it.

 

You dont see that in the web client ... or at least i dont see it.

and i think its more for fun than anything else.

Sun Dec 17 2023 09:23:29 EST from ***

What is the point of censoring usernames here if I can still tell who posts what by their email address?

If you paint your house gay, you're gray.

Sat Dec 16 2023 18:57:09 EST from ***

If you paint your house gray you gay.

Not a fan of goths are ya ? :) 

Sat Dec 16 2023 18:57:09 EST from ***

If you paint your house gray you gay.

If you paint your house gray you gay.

I enjoy hopping on irc channels babbling about the rise of faggotry till I get kicked

i hope ghey as gay isn't really a bad thing.. its just a thing.

hmmm

Les Claypool is looking pretty gay these days.

test2

Linus Torvalds is gay

Mitch Mcconnell is gay

Chuck Schumer is mega gay

Joe Biden is gay

Ted Cruz is gay

test

I just want the cake. They promised cake.

Sun Jun 26 2022 02:36:08 PM EDT from ***

 The Purge, you want The Purge.

 

I hope so..

Mon Sep 05 2022 08:30:38 PM EDT from ***

https://youtu.be/oCPMK8FUVCk

Holy crap. Is that real?

Sun Jun 26 2022 11:33:43 EDT from ***

I want a one day reprieve from any and all laws, rules, etc, from the Sixth Commandment to NY PEN § 125.27, that make it unacceptable for me to kill the people who really piss me off.  

The Purge, you want The Purge.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4832276/

lol

I want a one day reprieve from any and all laws, rules, etc, from the Sixth Commandment to NY PEN § 125.27, that make it unacceptable for me to kill the people who really piss me off.  

Well that isn't here :) 

Thu Apr 29 2021 04:31:42 PM EDT from ***

sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name

 

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have... 

six stories was a long way to fall.

sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name

Baby, if you ever wondered, wondered whatever happen to me....

Up your nose with a rubber hose!

Would anybody enjoy a ham sandwich? 

It is in your best interest not to read this comment.

I love cheese, rally I do.

Greetings from Bismark North Dakota!

I enjoy buttermilk and I don't care who knows!

You win. 

Sat Dec 26 2020 09:40:24 EST from ***

They were using Dominion machines to count gifts delivered. 

 

The world needs to start using the phrase "Toggle your fairy".

if you're happy and you know it, go offline

If you're happy and you know it.....

If Woody had gone straight to the police, none of this would have happened.

They were using Dominion machines to count gifts delivered. 

Thu Dec 24 2020 21:57:02 EST from ***

I think NORAD and the U.S. government is messing with us.  I just checked out the status of Santa, he was over the ocean yet the total number of gifts delivered counter kept rising.  Who is Santa delivering to over the ocean?  NO ONE.  I think it is awful that the US government would lie about tracking Santa.  

I think NORAD and the U.S. government is messing with us.  I just checked out the status of Santa, he was over the ocean yet the total number of gifts delivered counter kept rising.  Who is Santa delivering to over the ocean?  NO ONE.  I think it is awful that the US government would lie about tracking Santa.  

....A NEW CAR! (cue audience clapping, up beat music.)

The fact that ride-sharing is a thing mystifies me.  No one would get in a stranger's car and trust that stranger to take them to a location.... unless there is an app for it.

Oh yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g

How about a nice Hawaiian punch?

Mon Aug 31 2020 08:27:01 AM EDT from ***

 listen to hear? 

Listen to HER?  Tried a joke and f'ed it up.

Were the pipes loud enough so you didn't have to listen to hear?  If there was, that would be a good day.

Thomas Dolby was not actually blinded during the chemistry experiment.

Fill it to the rim with Brim!

It really bothers me the way Bob Seger sings "turn the paaaaaaaggGGAAAAHHH!"  He only does it once in the great song but it annoys me. 
https://youtu.be/GONmFCkCGCc?t=75

The sound of noise-canceling dog barks.

The sound of no dogs barking

I did it, and I freely admit I did it.

Instead of K)ill a room, you should M)ush a room.

I purchased a t-shit from Amazon, I am an activist now!  (Fist in air)

Chicago deep dish pizza is better than NY slices any day.

Stay away from the coffee.

They're like that. It's why I love em.

For being so bad that was pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBaenjuDNMs

Get a fucking haircut you god-damn fucking hippie! 

I think everyone in the world needs a good swift kick in the ass.

Remember, if you can't find hand sanitizer and you can't wash your hands, you can still lick your hands clean.
Your mother probably spit in a paper towel to wash your face when you were younger, cats use their saliva to clean themselves.  Saliva contains natural cleansers. 

If you see a stranger in public with the sniffles, lick them to help kill off any germs or virus. 

Well that failed, didn't it.

Please join your local
FIGHT FOR FEBRUARY 
an effort to change the calendar so February has at least 30 days in it's month. 

"Nappy Headed Hoes"

Sun Jan 26 2020 02:44:24 EST from ***

It is impossible to make a vegan sausage. 

what's the problem? just run some vegans through the meat grinder and you're good.

It is impossible to make a vegan sausage. 

A wish sandwich is when you have two slices of bread and you wish you had some meat.

Remember that time that thing happened?

White Punks on Dope

Camptown ladies sing this song...

We just told you they were canceled because you are lame.

Junior Bootsies 

The world record for shoving marshmallows up a single nostril is 604 held by Toxteth O'Grady (USA). 

SUCON IMOD SUCOP SUCOH

Is it made with Cauli flour?

California has been known to cause cancer in the United States.

RoBOT rollCALL!

The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace...It failed.

But in the year of the Shadow War, it be came something else:

Our last, best hope...for victory.

What the world needs now is another Adam and the Ants album.

This is a random statement.

Orange juice is expensive.

Seriously you can be Shirley.

What would happen if someone summoned the Kool Aid man from inside the Honeycomb Hideout? 

I thought snow blows.

To protect your on-line photos it is wise to type the social security number each person below their face.  In the event your photos gets stolen it will be much easier to legally identify them as yours.

You are my favorite user.

User: Can you tell me when job X is scheduled in cron?

Me: 8AM daily

User: Sunday and Monday?

Me: Daily

...and what is that good for?

The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war!!!

 Hey! Hey! 
 Ho! Ho!
 Something something something has got to go!

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
867-5309
For the price of an unlimited calling plan, certain restrictions apply I can always turn to you
867-5309

Doesn't have the same ring to it. 

Smeg

As god as my witness, I thought badgers could swim.

Tic-Tac-Toe would be much more interesting if ticks, tacks and toes were used.

This one time at Ayn Rand camp...

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

She knows all the ancient Chinese secrets.

Don't mess with Mrs. Butterworth.

someone's in the kitchen with dinah

Jet Fuel doesn't melt steel beams.

I would like a Hydrox cookie.

Wel...would you look at that. The suns coming up.

yoshi committed tax fraud

I wonder if Musk came up with the flame thrower idea to distract everyone from all the Tesla problems.

And it made truly excellent gravy too. 

The gluten allergy fad is over but the new fad is to have been sexually assaulted or have sexually assaulted someone else?

Q) What do you call an overweight Timothy Leary dressed as a woman?
A) A trans fat acid!

ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa!

This is not an actual message.

In space everyone can hear you scream, they just chose to ignore you.

Meh, can you provide me with a comfortable chair and some Valium?  

Wax on Wax off.

Check on Chekov

Hi, this is the answering machine, please leave a message after the tone and I will get back to you.

Bea Arthur, Rosie O'Donnell and Micheal Moore were having a threesome...

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

Yes but if you subtract the sum....

Bill Cosby, and the Anthrax Satellite

This is not the random statement you are looking for.

Why does the first politician to keep their campaign promises have to be Donald Trump?

Grape ape, grape ape

The princess is dead, Jim!

My head really hurts.   

Nobody expects the Spanish Fly trap!

nah-nah nah nah, na na nah nah, hey hey ......

So than their's that.

So then there is that.

ahhhh daddy issues

What a waste of a perfectly good car fire.

You warm sincere people will this story funny...
http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/10/syracuse_university_student_dies_days_after_fiery_crash_on_erie_boulevard.html

Oh is that you?  No wonder I couldn't feel it.

This that and the other thing.

New dest colony.

The Harvard Bridge is 364.4 smoots.

But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of Silly Walks than it did on National Defense.

This looks like a job for...

Mmmmm.  Rondo, the thirst crusher.

Thu Nov 20 2014 01:30:41 EST from ***

pound pastrami
six bagels
can kraut
bring home for Emma
--IEL

But why do they use them to make Brawndo?

Fri Jul 18 2014 11:01:56 AM EDT from ***

17 new of 774 messages.

Aint nobody got time for that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k

Original and parody

Would you hum it for a while till i get the tune?

Lady Gaga

I saw god during the Picasso period.

Some people think disease is punishment.

Corning hens cannot be broken easily.

I'm gonna put the smack down on yo ass, beeotch.

Oh, I owe a lot to Iowa pot.

Nanook, no-no

I need a wet nap.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Joe Sensers

http://www.sensers.com/index.html

Eating healthy makes me spew out in an unfun way.