Do you know what I've willingly put in my body? 

It it sounded like fun, almost certainly. 

Mon Mar 09 2026 22:23:13 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

Would you smoke a Cohiba that glows in the dark?

Would you smoke a Cohiba that glows in the dark?

How much uranium could Cuba get? At this point? 

I'm much more interested in their tobacco. 

Wed Jan 21 2026 22:37:07 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

Well no, a nuclear reaction usually runs on something like uranium, not tobacco.

Well no, a nuclear reaction usually runs on something like uranium, not tobacco.

I don't think letting them export their cigars to the US is going to turn their economy around and make them a nuclear superpower. 

But I could be wrong. 

Sat Jan 03 2026 22:24:00 UTC from SouthernComputerGeek

Why do you think that is? ;)

 

Why do you think that is? ;)

Sat Jan 03 2026 04:05:49 UTC from ParanoidDelusions

They're inconsequential at this point.

I visit. There are evidently some sources that will import, but shipments may never arrive - and that is the risk you take. 

I suppose my way, you face the same risks. 

I'm not sure what the point is in continuing to punish Cuba. They're inconsequential at this point. 

Tue Dec 30 2025 23:00:17 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

Will they ship to USA, or do you go there?

Will they ship to USA, or do you go there?

Lately I import my Cohibas from duty-free stores in England. I'd prefer to buy them from tobacco shops in Mainland Europe or even better, anywhere in the islands. 

There are red dot (dominican, expensive, and not that good) and yellow dot (Cuban, Cohibas are absolutely the best, no matter what some aficionados tell you.) 

Red dot Cohibas ride the name and are too expensive. They're good, but there are other Dominicans and Ecuadorians that are just as good for far less. 

Among real cubans - Cohiba, Romeo y Julieta and Montecristos are the "best", in that order in my opinion - but I think Churchill domestics are on part with Romeo Y Julieta and far easier to get and marginally less expensive. 

But I'm also a huge fan of Tuscanellos - an Italian "working man's" cigar - that is super popular in Italy. They're hardy, rich, and made of Kentucky tobacco - because - it is an exotic import in Italy - and about $5 a pack of 5 there - they're about $15 a pack here in the US. 

Like most things of this nature - listen to what people tell you - but follow your own taste. Here is the caveat - in places like Mexico and Canada - counte

Tue Dec 02 2025 02:58:34 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

I assume you're dealing exclusively with the genuine Cuban version of Cohibas and not the ones made in the Dominican Republic for export to the US?

Premium cigars are something I'm interested in getting to know better.  I'm going to be spending more time with people who smoke them and it's an opportunity to figure out what my palate is like.  I have a friend/coworker who I've smoked with before and all I know is that whatever cigar he puts in my hand is going to be good.  I'd like to be more well versed than that.

I assume you're dealing exclusively with the genuine Cuban version of Cohibas and not the ones made in the Dominican Republic for export to the US?

Premium cigars are something I'm interested in getting to know better.  I'm going to be spending more time with people who smoke them and it's an opportunity to figure out what my palate is like.  I have a friend/coworker who I've smoked with before and all I know is that whatever cigar he puts in my hand is going to be good.  I'd like to be more well versed than that.

I do. I was in Italy recently, bought more than I could smoke before returning home, and found it is relatively easy to get them back. Things have relaxed considerably. Romeo Y Julieta, Monte Cristo, Cohiba... a lot of domestics too. 

It is - I mean, the same things that trigger us on collecting technology, or cars, or watches - applies to cigars - right - they're expensive, exclusive... and a total waste of money - and they take obsessive care - your humidor, you can keep a good cigar indefinitely - and its character will age like wine. 

My first Cohiba was a gift from a wealthy older gentleman on my honeymoon cruise, on the deck of a Norwegian cruise ship in the middle of the Caribbean -  later I had a friend who worked for the Bush JR administration's CIA and travelled the world overthrowing regimes - and he brought home boxes of them and we would smoke them at his house in Maryland. They're *really* the best. 

But - I also find myself quite found of Churchills and

That's the second place here where you've mentioned Cohibas.

Do you smoke premium cigars?  It's something I've been wanting to get into.

Me and my homie, Putin, smoking Cohibas on a Russian Ogliarch's megayacth off the coast of Barcelona... good times. 

Dasvidanya MFer. Dobroya Utra? Chta Eta Parooski? Ya Gabaroosh Parooksi. Nyet Gabaroosh Parooski. 
I'm a 7th grade Russian drop out. I can say enough to piss off a Russian. What would you like me to say to the invaders? 

They always go, "You speak Russian like a Soviet!" and I always respond, "Because I'm KGB, MFer... you wanna keep going?" 

Wed May 06 2020 22:17:11 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

Some nitwit in Russia has been trying to dictionary-attack this system for a while now.

User Name Room Idle From host
------------------------- -------------------- ---- ------------------------
.- mat 185.50.149.32


The "-" in the left column shows that a valid username has been entered but a password has not succeeded yet.

The dictionary attack is being conducted using SMTP AUTH, suggesting that said nitwit intends to use any harvested accounts as a means to send assloads of spam out through my server. They're going to be disappointed when they find out that the vast majority of accounts on this server, all but a handful, don't have permission to send Internet email.

Savor the irony that if they took the extra few seconds to point a web browser at the same address they'd see that you can create a free account. And they'd quickly figure out that Internet email isn't permitted.

Or, uses an VPN out-port there to get around his home country's restrictions. 

Sun May 25 2025 16:21:15 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar Subject: Look who logged in

New user account <L0rd5a7an> has been created, from host
2a01cb08914e11007265d6accd4dd55d.ipv6.abo.wanadoo.fr [].

So in case anyone was wondering, Satan really does live in France.

Hes living in the stairwell/walls since he killed his childhood friend..   ( that was an odd movie.. )

Check your cubbard for a secret door.. 

Now do me.

If you're connecting from the darknet, you'll appear to be logging in from my darknet router ...

... which means OMG YOU ARE IN MY HOUSE

OMG my IP address is giving away my identity to be stolen by leet hax0rz

Wrong room for this, that fits more in sex and relationships i think. 

Thu May 09 2024 20:30:39 EDT from zelgomer

Now do me.

Me either.

Wasn't me!

It should say "Idol cents .xx months."

In the Online users tab of the web based interface, when you hover your mouse over an idle user's icon it will say "(idle sinces xx Minutes)"

Sat Jul 13 2019 13:47:43 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

Ok, your update has been installed. Text client users will now appear with the actual location of the user instead of "localhost".

When will this be distributed - and - using the Easy Install method - how does an upgrade work? 

Gotcha. 

Does a localhost connection mean that someone is connected via the text client? 

Steel Toe Boots.

http://youtu.be/DUp6gtgaGQA

I remain enigmatically silent on the subject.

In the web version when you displayed the online users you could edit your room and your host, was that feature removed?

Is someone going to download the script and see what it does?

Mon Nov 19 2018 12:57:25 EST from wizard of aahz

Facebook is revolting?? And the people are pissed off too? 

"They stink on ice.

I believe the Crazy Eddie character that was on TV was a DJ who did the spots, he wasn't the owner of the chain. 

I just saw my first wholist ghost. :/ Actually it was me. I logged in via webcit and after a few minutes noticed my hostname/IP was the top of the not logged in pile. 

Hehe...  Where'd you put that circular inbox again?

Sat Sep 03 2016 11:32:30 PM EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

All of the sys_ users are Citadel logging into itself, which I'm pretty sure will make it go blind.  Must do something about that.

What?  That's blasphemy!  Don't you know that this just makes Citadel a Special Needs User?  Special Needs Users that have driven themselves blind have a lot to offer and you should accommodate their needs better. 

So is the original admin named "Gilbert Bell"?

4110292@Uncensored

All of the sys_ users are Citadel logging into itself, which I'm pretty sure will make it go blind.  Must do something about that.

I see Ted has started to visit.  Not the presidential candidate but Tom Cruise's brother.
Ted Cruise81979Network User(4)Fri Aug 19 17:45:48 201622

I thought this new user was interesting... especially because they have 48 unseen posts without ever logging in.  (And the name is mysterious) 

SYS_CitNetSpool81976Network User(4)Thu Aug 18 01:16:33 2016048

Because it's not hidden anymore.

How does a user that isn't logged in get to a hidden room, and how does a bot get to a hidden room?

4015966@UncensoredJunge! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Kids ]]>http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Wholist%20Shenanigans?start_reading_at=4015851Mon, 22 Feb 2016 03:14:56 +05004015851@Uncensoredhttp://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Wholist%20Shenanigans?start_reading_at=4014634Thu, 18 Feb 2016 19:00:47 +05004014634@Uncensoredhttp://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Wholist%20Shenanigans?start_reading_at=4014514Thu, 18 Feb 2016 12:03:43 +05004014514@Uncensored

I think someone made a script that creates user accounts

 bibka1  80978Network User(4)Thu May 28 02:14:17 201513
 bibka2  80979Network User(4)Thu May 28 02:14:42 201513
...
 bibka499  81474Network User(4)Sun May 31 11:35:57 201531
 bibka500  81475Network User(4)Thu May 28 08:24:01 201513

I am but a figment of your imagination.

There was a time when IGnatius T Foobar was listed several times in the user list, and now he is not listed at all. 

Mon Oct 06 2014 18:36:13 EDT from zooer

If you said, "I am no one to be trifled with, or you will get your just desserts." that would have been awesome.

mmmm trifle.

Who-who-who-who!

Pshaw, back to bang paths I say.  Spam rates would drop precipitously.

Sadly, that's actually the least of what makes them both disgusting and best not to conduct business with...just the latest in the daily barrage.  Makes Dilbert look like a step up....

I actually had a vendor today cite - as a major value-add - that they have access to IPV4 addresses. 

Had to read it twice to make sure I was seeing it right!

Moose!  Er, I mean isn't it ironic, don't ya think?

Sat Jun 21 2014 11:39:42 AM EDT from zooer

What does "I don't know" do?

I don't know dies in a car fire

"thing"    

----------------------------it's Doobry 21-------------------

Get involved!! ;)

http://www.h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/brunel/A516647 

http://www.h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/brunel/F63252?thread=100492&skip=97540&show=20

Who are you? who, who, who, ... wait, wrong room again.  Poof.

Thu Jun 19 2014 06:25:33 PM EDT from zooer

Who changes the who in the who list?

*sigh*

Zoo, I've told you once if 20 times that *Who* adjusts the whatsit.  *What* changes the who list.

btw thats citadel-client 7.86-1  (linux mint maya)

I had that wrong too.  I'll try and get my act together now!

ssh bbs@uncensored.citadel.org

I just logged in via the citadel client and all is well, just i see 'all' the google bots crawling over us listed individually:

 -----------------------------------------------------------------------

Lobby> Who is online
           User Name               Room           Idle        From host
   ------------------------- -------------------- ---- ------------------------
.  (not logged in)           LXer                      recenteracy.com        
.  testing                   Lobby         <chat>      chomsky.torservers.net 
.  mo                        Lobby                     212.56.112.113         
.  (not logged in)           LXer                      rabbit.demohour.com    
.  (not logged in)           Television                p54B3527E.dip0.t-ipconne
.  mo                        Wholist Shenanigans     ]]>http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Wholist%20Shenanigans?start_reading_at=3719832Fri, 30 May 2014 18:24:16 +05003719832@Uncensoredhttp://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Wholist%20Shenanigans?start_reading_at=3719793Fri, 30 May 2014 14:24:01 +05003719793@Uncensored

And one most certainly would not wish to be improper.

actually i ssh'd into uncensored  mo@bbs.uncensored.citadel.org

not by using "citadel" the text client

Works fine for me in text client:

Lobby> Who is online
           User Name               Room           Idle        From host
   ------------------------- -------------------- ---- ------------------------
.  mo                        Lobby                     188.29.165.160.threembb
.  (not logged in)           Hardware                  crawl-66-249-64-231.goog
.  wizard of aahz            Lobby                3:29 68-191-36-189.dhcp.nwtn.
.  IGnatius T Foobar                              5:11 pool-108-21-82-249.nycmn
.  atchek                                         6:07 124.82.106.66          
.  Ladyhawke                 Home Handyman        0d10 pool-108-49-30-238.bstnm
.  dothebart                 Pussy          

Now Id, that's a story of a different color...

Wed May 28 2014 01:01:17 PM EDT from mo

Lol! Wizard idea that!

No, that was a *Zombie* idea.  Aahz is someone else.  :-)

Lol! Wizard idea that!

Maybe there could be a Russian Roulette option for those that might miss the 'wholist hit 'n' miss'?  :) 

But can you talk 'in' the Council of Eldens? :)

Yikes !! They are locked in forever without knowing where they are!!(?)

Who's idea was it to let wholist show private rooms?  I think wholist is a tease! ;) 

Is there really a secret 'Council of Eldens'?