Lizard - Uncensored

[#] Fri Jan 18 2013 11:05:48 EST from LoanShark

http://teusje.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/lance-armstrong-drinking-game.png

Read and you'll see why it's on-topic :)

[#] Mon Feb 11 2013 22:09:57 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

Lance blames the Lizard People while jumping on the couch like Tom Cruise and battling hordes of French zombies!

[#] Tue Feb 12 2013 21:40:00 EST from Ladyhawke

Mon Feb 11 2013 10:09:57 PM EST from IGnatius T Foobar

Lance blames the Lizard People while jumping on the couch like Tom Cruise and battling hordes of French zombies!

Speaking of Zombies, did you hear about the zombie attack hack in Montana?

Seems hackers broke into the Emergency Alert System of Great Falls affiliate KRTV and its CW station Monday
http://news.yahoo.com/tv-station-hacker-warns-zombies-montana-002641825.htm

[#] Tue Feb 12 2013 21:40:55 EST from Ladyhawke

Oh, and for folks who enjoy video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7pNAhENBV4

[#] Wed Feb 13 2013 07:01:20 EST from fleeb

Heh, that's perhaps one of the best uses of the emergency broadcast system I've seen in a while.

[#] Wed Feb 13 2013 12:47:06 EST from Ladyhawke

Zombies.....they all stick together. <g>

[#] Sun Feb 17 2013 19:32:39 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

Zombies have broken into the television broadcast center and are hungry for PERFECT PANCAKES!

[#] Sun Feb 17 2013 21:52:32 EST from zooer

But they don't keep the perfect pancake maker at the television station

[#] Tue Feb 19 2013 08:03:44 EST from fleeb

But they do keep the perfect pancake pace maker there, which is perfect for making sure your pumping maple syrup at optimum rates.

[#] Mon Mar 11 2013 21:25:43 EDT from zooer

any day now the space aliens, Obama and Jesus are going to bring world peace and equality for all.

[#] Mon Apr 15 2013 17:02:56 EDT from zooer

12 Million Americans Believe Lizard People Run Our Country
(And a list of other conspiracy theories)
http://goo.gl/3y94h

[#] Mon Apr 15 2013 21:59:59 EDT from ax25

But of course:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(1983_miniseries)

[#] Thu Apr 18 2013 20:25:41 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

Yeah but those weren't the real lizards, they were people pretending to be lizards pretending to be people. The real lizards were the people who ran the TV network.

[#] Sat Apr 20 2013 16:23:14 EDT from zooer

Obey
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

[#] Sun Apr 21 2013 22:39:56 EDT from ax25

Sat Apr 20 2013 04:23:14 PM EDT from zooer

Obey
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

Forgot about that one. WWF in the movies.

[#] Sun Apr 21 2013 22:48:45 EDT from ax25

http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/exposing_reptilians.htm

Older, but explains quite a bit.

[#] Wed May 01 2013 09:39:45 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

Obey
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

The aliens have updated their technology since then.

THE SIGNAL is now delivered through Facebook. Those of us who refuse to be whiny little facebook bitches are capable of seeing the fnords.

[#] Wed May 01 2013 10:42:28 EDT from zooer

Well that explains a lot.

[#] Fri May 03 2013 11:53:49 EDT from ax25

Fnords and lizards all the way down.