Why is the moon unit a valley girl?
Thu Aug 31 2017 03:45:37 PM EDT from LoanShark
Where are we going?
When will we get there?
IN THE FUCKING MORNING!
Planet P, Why Me?
Good morning we are all going to die today! yippee!
Oh well. There's always next time.
SUNDAY FUCKING MORNING! A DAY OF REST AND FAMILY! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, ASSHOLE; YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TODAY.
Except die in a car fire.
NO FIRES, NO CARS! FLY DELTA, BITCHES!!!!
No car, no horse, no mustache. No chin, no legs. Delta.
I like good mornings
GOOOOOD FUCKING MORNING, ZOOER! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MORNING LIKES YOU!
YOU BETTER FUCKING LIKE GOOD MORNINGS, ASSWIPE.
GOOOOOD FUCKING CAPS LOCK MORNING, FLEEBHOLE!
BETTER FUCKIN' BELIEVE IT, LOANFACE! GOOD FUCK-IN-THE-ASSHOLE MORNING!
*glares arrogantly through the mist*
WHERE IS THE FUCKING MORNING? ALL I SEE IS FUCKING GLOOMY SKIES. I WANT TO SEE THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN!
ROSES RRE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
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